Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Everyone comes to you now and asks you to draw some animal, so you don't have time for anything else.
I wish for new mp3 player.

Granted. You get a new experimental MP3 player neural implant. It can holdup to 17,000 hours of high quality audio. Unfortunately it gets infected by a virus which causes it to play the same song over and over again, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And it's a Celine Dion song.

I wish people would not forget to wish a wish.

Granted. Now, everybody forget to corrupt Your wish.

I wish I can play unreleased games.

Granted. Some of them are unfinished, some of them are full of errors etc. so you'll never reach the end and soon you'll lost appetite for all games including KS.

I wish I can see the future.

Granted. Have fun playing tech demos and early beta versions. I hate being ninja'd.

Granted. You can now see exactly one second into the future.

I wish i lived in my favourite Minecraft multiplayer server as my own account/character/thingy.

Granted. One day you meet very large group of zombies and creepers and they kill you. Because you are real person, you can't respawn and you stay dead.
I wish for new awesome KS level, both beautiful and challenging, and in the right difficulty.
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Granted. You get a new experimental MP3 player neural implant. It can holdup to 17,000 hours of high quality audio. Unfortunately it gets infected by a virus which causes it to play the same song over and over again, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And it's a Celine Dion song.

This is so evil and devilish...

Granted. A solar flare then knocks out the internet so will will never be able to play them.

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I wish for that to be translated into English.

Granted. I have translated that to english and saved it in my notes. Took me 3 weeks to translate, but the reward of learning this incredible info,l I decide to not share it so others can have the same wonderful experience.

I wish for a car with infinite fuel, so I never have to go to the gas station.

Granted. But you get stuck in the desert and engine of your car is broken and you can't repair it so you die by scorching sun.

I wish for a new speakers.

Granted. You attend the most boring lecture on earth to meet these new speakers.

I wish my glass never could be half empty, only half full.

Granted. But it's half full glass of cat urine.
I wish for my favourite web comic updating more often.

Granted, but because the author has less time to come up with ideas, draw the entire thing, or any other things that need to be done such as a Flash animation, meaning the webcomic's quality takes a nose dive. Hey, at least i'm not making them upload every second, killing them out of exhaustion and starvati-- wait, why is that guy trying to upload a marzillion images?

I wish everything anyone wishes on here will actually come true, corruption and all.

Granted, but I'm an evil bastard, so:

I wish StraightFlame did exist.

The logic here is that this will be corrupted making it a bad thing and thus effectively corrupting the previous wish

[mod]This post has been made inert because AGAIN, you forgot to place a wish.[/mod]