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Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline Healy

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1365 on: March 19, 2013, 21:24:34 »
Granted. Then five years later someone else gets to redraw and name all the constellations, undoing all your work.

Come to think of it, that's a pretty neat idea. I wish that scenario were the reality.
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« Reply #1366 on: March 20, 2013, 02:37:36 »
Granted. Anyone can redraw the constellations anytime they want however the offical constalations never change.

I wish I had the power to make politicians, pundits, businesses and new anchors tell the truth.
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« Reply #1367 on: March 20, 2013, 09:36:52 »
Granted. They now become so powerful, that everything they say is deemed the truth even if it weren't before they said it.

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Offline Noumenon

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« Reply #1368 on: March 20, 2013, 10:30:04 »
Granted. *Aims finger*: Global warming.

I wish bananas contained 33% of our recommended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest.
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« Reply #1369 on: March 20, 2013, 11:33:23 »
Granted. Bananas now contain 33% of your reccomended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest of the world, drowning everyone in ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1370 on: March 20, 2013, 23:11:57 »
Quote from: rainulous on March 20, 2013, 11:33:23
Granted. Bananas now contain 33% of your reccomended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest of the world, drowning everyone in ice cream.

Yeh got'sta make a wish!  Now I get to take it from yeh!

Granted!  You GET, NOTHING!  You LOSE!  GOOD DAY, sir!

I wish to cast Sith Lightning at will.
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« Reply #1371 on: March 21, 2013, 00:58:37 »
Granted. You can now cast Sith Lightning whenever you want. The problem is, that you have no control over it, and as such, you spawn it at places unknown to you, so you never see its effect and thus, you think it still doesn't work.


I wish I was more tired right now... 1:01 am wtf..... I have to get up early... :P
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1372 on: March 21, 2013, 01:06:20 »
Granted. You are so tired you fall asleep where you stand/sit... Forever.

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« Reply #1373 on: March 21, 2013, 01:21:30 »
Granted. But no outlet.

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« Reply #1374 on: March 21, 2013, 03:35:49 »
Granted.  Your moustache grows just as fast as bamboo... on Mars.

I wish for more energy.
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The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1375 on: March 21, 2013, 05:08:01 »
Granted. You get the energy of a ten thousand suns over 7 billion years. E=MC2 (energy equals  mass times the velocity of light times it the velocity of light (299,792,458 meters per second)) so it creates a black hole that consumes the earth.

I wish I had a Necronomicon and an immunity to insanity.
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« Reply #1376 on: March 21, 2013, 06:41:45 »
Granted, but you lose the Necronomicon behind the fridge, and you never think to look there.  XD

I wish I could access the Internet with my brain alone.
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Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1377 on: March 21, 2013, 09:53:32 »
Granted. You access a news site with your brain because you want to know the latest news. There's this banner on that page that you also "get" and it contains a virus. Since you are the first and only person to actually get ill from a computer virus, you end up in the hospital with an untreatable disease.


I wish for a new keyboard and the knowledge to type 100 times faster than I already can, and make no errors.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1378 on: March 21, 2013, 12:17:44 »
Granted. You now always know exactly how far and in what direction you should move your fingers to type that ridiculously fast and precise. You only have the knowledge, however. Your typing skills and finger movement speed are still the same. You did get an awesome new keyboard, though.

I wish i could punch people in the face over the internet.
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« Reply #1379 on: March 21, 2013, 12:54:14 »
Granted. You punch a guy in the face on the Internet. He pulls a gun out and shoots back at you.

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