Corrupt-a-Wish

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« Reply #1230 on: December 19, 2012, 20:36:35 »
Granted, but you had to pay for the hardware to make your computer run every game at a 100 fps. It was all worth 1000000 dollars, so you had to sell everything else you want.

I wish I would run everything at a great framerate but not pay for the hardware for my computer.
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« Reply #1231 on: December 19, 2012, 22:18:30 »
Granted. You install a program that shows the framerate in font 300pt on your screen. This covers your entire screen, so gameplay is not possible anymore, but what a great framerate it is!!!

I wish the Knytt Underground PS3/Vita build was bug-free right now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1232 on: December 23, 2012, 20:29:22 »
Granted. The computer where the PS3/Vita source code is located gets disinfected and bug-sprayed to ensure its 100% bug-free. However the game itself is still glitchy.

I wish i didn't forget what i am supposed to do every now a then.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1233 on: December 27, 2012, 12:31:30 »
Granted; your house no longer has doorways.

I wish there was a website with all Super Mario Bros. X episodes ever made, with a separate section for the good ones.

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« Reply #1234 on: December 30, 2012, 18:59:04 »
Granted, since the internet has so many websites, you probably have the time to look that up and find such website.

I wish to wish for my first wish to be fake which makes my second wish true.
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« Reply #1235 on: January 01, 2013, 02:44:03 »
Granted, but only on the condition that big burly genies beat you with sticks afterwards (they're all a little sick of people making tricky wishes).

I wish I finished more Knytt Stories.

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« Reply #1236 on: January 02, 2013, 04:10:58 »
Granted, you just downloaded all of the Knytt Stories levels. You beat every level in one yoctosecond (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(time)), so there was no gameplay.

I wish Garry's Mod was as popular as Minecraft.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1237 on: January 02, 2013, 09:25:51 »
Granted. A new staff settles at Minecraft, making Minecraft as unpopular as Garry's Mod.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1238 on: January 02, 2013, 11:19:41 »
Granted.Now the competition has got about nine thousand entries. How will you rate them  :S?

I wish I have 100 FPS at every game.
Granted. Every game is now one hundred first-person shooter games all played simultaneously. Good luck making sense of anything!
(Also, the human eye can't perceive any faster than 60-70 FPS. 60 is usually plenty, 100 is a bit too high. Don't wanna burn out your video card! ;))

I wish this audio series crossover thing (which I shall not name to start a shitstorm!) had voices closer to the voice actors from the source material. >.>
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1239 on: January 02, 2013, 12:48:32 »
Pssst. You missed a page, Pumpkinbot.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1240 on: January 04, 2013, 23:15:58 »
I wish I still had a vacation.
Granted; a vacation to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, that is.

I wish this audio series crossover thing (which I shall not name to start a shitstorm!) had voices closer to the voice actors from the source material. >.>
Granted... somewhat. Since you don't tell me which audio series crossover thing, i will randomly pick one. One you'll probably never know of or like.

I wish a certain indie game with a level editor didn't die off like it did.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1241 on: January 05, 2013, 00:09:41 »
Granted. Knytt Stories didn't die. Unfortunately, thats not the game you had in mind.

I wish I could do things in real life that I can do in games, such as change into a ball, pick up powerups to fly, not die from falling height, stuff like that...
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« Reply #1242 on: January 05, 2013, 03:38:03 »
I wish I could do things in real life that I can do in games, such as change into a ball, pick up powerups to fly, not die from falling height, stuff like that...
You know have infinite lives but you have only one hit point so you will die, painfully over and over and over again.

I with for a time machine that can take me where ever I want in time, will fit in my pocket and will come to me when summoned.

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« Reply #1243 on: January 09, 2013, 15:59:33 »
Granted. However, it's one of those complicated devices that come with a 1025-page manual and are still confusing even if you read it all.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1244 on: January 09, 2013, 16:11:56 »
Granted. As a prank his name is changed for a minute and then changed back. Unfortunately, you completely missed the event and you're even unsure if it really happened.


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