Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1215 on: July 02, 2012, 21:45:52 »
Granted.
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I wish I could go to Taiwan in October! ._.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1216 on: July 03, 2012, 05:28:49 »
Granted! Unfortunately some brilliant person discovers the need for a leap month. An international panel is formed over the matter and they decide to drop October 2012. Now you have to wait until October 2013 to go to Taiwan.

I wish that the temperature would return to a "comfortable" range.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1217 on: July 03, 2012, 05:54:20 »
Granted. Some mysterious event in a faraway land caused the temperature in your area to return to a very comfortable range. Say goodbye to the summer heat and say hello to nuclear winter.

I wish that I could have a pleasant surprise for lunch today.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1218 on: July 03, 2012, 15:29:26 »
Granted. Some mysterious event in a faraway land caused the temperature in your area to return to a very comfortable range. Say goodbye to the summer heat and say hello to nuclear winter.

I wish that I could have a pleasant surprise for lunch today.
Granted...  Thine pleasant surprise...  is Asparagus!

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1219 on: July 13, 2012, 19:03:37 »
Granted. You won at Dwarf Fortress. Now that your only goal in life has been completed, you wander aimlessly, cold, broken, alone. The ages leave their marks on your skin as your body seemingly refuses to die. Finally 219 years later, in a stroke of luck, a meteor smashes into you ending your pitiable existence.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1220 on: October 05, 2012, 05:37:02 »
Granted. You are now God. You create the world through your God-computer thing. You use a programming code to change the world as you see fit. Unfortunately, you don't know the language "Heaven+" and you crash the world. Way to go.

I wish I were more active on the Nifforum. >.<
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1221 on: October 05, 2012, 14:36:37 »
Now you're banned, beacuse you were too active and you were spamming on the forum  :whoa:.

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« Last Edit: October 05, 2012, 16:12:28 by ixMarcel »

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1222 on: October 05, 2012, 22:49:53 »
Granted. You decide to play a level blind. The level is supposed to be easy/medium, but when you are recording it, your playing skills are so bad that the first easy jump seems so hard that you can't make it. After an hour of trying that first jump you give up. You stop the recording, try again and you make the jump. You put on the recorder and you fail again.

I wish I could do things so fast that I could finally get some work done.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1223 on: October 06, 2012, 01:38:07 »
Granted. You can move your arms at superhuman speed...but doing so causes so much friction that you catch on fire.
I wish people would stop buying EA's games. >:c
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1224 on: November 02, 2012, 23:08:06 »
Granted. But it turns out that EA was actually using its porfits to help a charity for a new disease that you caught, and sense they stopped making money, no one knows how to cure the disesase and you die.  How's that for a corruption?

I wish that within a deep forest didn't crash when I got to Ljus.
I'm a fan of Nifflas' work. But then again I'm a fan of lots of things so yeah.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1225 on: November 02, 2012, 23:17:29 »
Granted. But it turns out that EA was actually using its porfits to help a charity for a new disease that you caught, and sense they stopped making money, no one knows how to cure the disesase and you die.  How's that for a corruption?

I wish that within a deep forest didn't crash when I got to Ljus.
Granted. WaDF crashes as soon as the game's booted. Admit it, you knew, you knew this was gonna be your corruption.
I wish I could think of a less predictable corruption. A good one, to boot.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1226 on: November 02, 2012, 23:25:20 »
Granted. But your corruption was so insaneley deep and clever that no one knew what the heck you said and forever remembered you as a weirdo.

I wish there was a topic to announce new people to the forum like me.
I'm a fan of Nifflas' work. But then again I'm a fan of lots of things so yeah.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1227 on: December 18, 2012, 22:53:05 »
Granted, but after a bunch of people read the topic, you suddenly get famous and begin hating having to sign autographs to people. You decide to move to Pluto by transportation so nobody can reach you, but forget to bring a spacesuit, and you suffocate as soon as you step on Pluto.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1228 on: December 19, 2012, 11:23:56 »
Granted. Nifflas receives no money for Knytt Underground and can never afford to make another game again.

I wish my competition had more entries!

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1229 on: December 19, 2012, 16:12:32 »
Granted.Now the competition has got about nine thousand entries. How will you rate them  :S?

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