Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1185 on: March 20, 2012, 20:25:57 »
Granted but the "Logic God" says it shall be corrupted anyways...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1186 on: March 20, 2012, 20:40:35 »
Granted, but I'm going to bump.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1187 on: March 20, 2012, 20:40:52 »
I wish I didn't fail at programming so much.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1188 on: March 20, 2012, 23:29:58 »
Granted, your memory has been altered, and you now remember that you were always great at programming. If you try to program again however, you'll realize you still suck at it.

I wish that my boss comes to me and out of the blue says: you're work is so outstanding, as a reward, you'll get a free week off.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1189 on: March 21, 2012, 15:06:29 »
Granted, but your free week will coincidentally be the greatest week at your workplace - everyone else is having fun there, while you are stuck catching up with chores and fulfilling long-overdue social obligations. XD

I wish I could sort out this annoying file conversion issue that stands between me and worldwide fame. :crazy:


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1190 on: March 21, 2012, 15:11:07 »
Granted. You convert the file easily and upload it to the Internet. You are now an infamous hacker that uses videos online to discuss your demands. That's what you were trying to convert, right?

I wish SiamJai wasn't an infamous hacker. :v
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1191 on: March 21, 2012, 15:19:27 »
Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you. :P


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1192 on: March 21, 2012, 22:44:08 »
Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you. :P


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Granted.

I wish these damn kids would GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1193 on: March 21, 2012, 22:57:06 »
Granted, but now there are moles digging tunnels in your lawn.

I wish I could release something on time and stop being a Gabe Newell.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1194 on: March 21, 2012, 23:03:32 »
Granted. Its really crap though, but at least its on time...

I wish I could access console to enter cheats for real life, so I can do no_clip and godmode and get free ammo and guns, get keys to unlock doors, etc...
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1195 on: March 22, 2012, 00:50:13 »
Granted, you now have cheats for real life and can do all that awesome stuff! Oh, and glitches. One of these freezes you IRL and now no-one can restart the program. XD

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1196 on: March 22, 2012, 01:02:15 »
Granted, but they are made of gallium so they melt upon contact.

I wish this wish was uncoruptable.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1197 on: March 22, 2012, 03:40:31 »
Granted. The wish crumbles instead...

I wish for pie...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1198 on: March 24, 2012, 04:48:05 »
Granted. The wish crumbles instead...

I wish for pie...
Granted. You get your 3.14e. Pi + e = 3.14e. Clearly.

I wish that I zoobitied the flibbity zobbity while the hoobity floobity zorbitied the flibbity.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1199 on: March 24, 2012, 12:28:14 »
Although I have absolutely no idea what that means, I can still corrupt it. :P

Granted. However, you weren't there when it happens, so you're still unsure that it actually happens. Those around you who claim to have witnessed it, say mixed things. Some say it was awesome, others say it was not that special, which makes you doubt even more that it actually happened.


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