Corrupt-a-Wish

Your wish is granted. However, it clutters up your brains and takes up all the space and you go  . Oh dear.

I wish that I had Skyrim Collector's Edition.

Granted, but then a collector collects your copy of Skyrim Collector's Edition!  Oh the irony.

I wish for a Naga for a friend!  (What can I say?  I wished some of the mythical creatures existed in real life.)

Granted but it is mad. The world is screwed...

I wish for watermelon flavored candy!

Granted. In order to use magic to create this candy, All watermelons and its seeds have to be transformed into this candy, and since this is a really hard spell, the end result is a tiny piece of candy, of about 1mm by 1mm big. Since all watermelons and seeds have been used, no watermelons are present anymore, so no more candy or the real thing!


I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but the time machine will explode and kill you if you ever try to use it.

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted. You now have the automatic ability to travel 1 milisecond into the future with 1 milisecond interval. This is an automatic process that cannot be changed however, but atleast, you're time travelling every 1 milisecond for a duration of 1 milisecond.


I wish I could teleport myself instantly.

Granted, but alas, teleporting into walls will prove to be the teleporter's undoing, resulting in an instant demise if attempted.

I wish I was Vectorman!

Granted, your body fuses with that of Vectorman's and the atoms fuse, causing a nuclear explosion. Ow.

I wish I could use noclip in real life.

Granted. You're being given a machine that'll put your matter outside the worlds matter and thus you will move through everything. The culpit is that the device to turn off the clipping cannot be used anymore because your hand goes right through the machine. You can't process food and drinks either because they go right through you, so after a few days of enjoying going through stuff, you die of starvation.


I wish to own a fast sportscar.

Granted. It is so fast that you crash it beyond repair the first day you get it.

I wish that i have Cookies!

Granted, but they're the only cookies left in the world, and nobody knows how to make them anymore.

I wish i had my weapon loadout in TF2 (the Medic one, of course) back, which was the Crusaders Crossbow, the Solemn Vow, and y'know what, make the Kritzkrieg a Quick-Fix instead, always wanted one of those.

Granted. Gaben, being the troll he is, nerfs the Quick-Fix more. It now drains your health when you heal people. No, not the Medic's health. Yours. Don't use it too much, bro.

I wish I knew what friendship would be like.

Granted, but however...  Friendship was revealed to be nothing but a cynical lie, for those who believe in ideals.  A shame that there is no such thing as true friendship, but hey!  At least you know what friendship is now!

I wish for cat ears and tail!  (Sure I'm a cynical son of a gun, but I've got a few idealistic thoughts left.)

Granted. Next haloween, you dress like a cat.

I wish I could do 10x more in the same time than I can do now.

Granted. Next haloween, you dress like a cat.

I wish I could do 10x more in the same time than I can do now.

Granted. You do everything ten times faster. Including aging. And try not to get a papercut, it'll bleed ten times as much.
(I understood that correctly, right? >.<)

I wish the person who will post below me won't have their wish corrupted. /trollface