Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. A 100%-effective antispam system is implemented, which works by disabling registration and making the entire forum read-only.

I wish for a little less popularity.

Granted. A new user who asked you a question and you answered, left the forum for good, which in effect decreases the popularity by one member even if its that slim.


I wish there was a profile setting in the forum that I could use to change someone's attitude.

Granted but the Moderators can change your attitude. You accidentaly gave them that right so they make you feel that you don't want to be an administrator and they make Me and swoopman2 administrators

I wish that games absolutely luck based (100%) are not taken so seriously...

Granted, but now, the games that are luck-based are the ONLY games to exist!  (Had a toughie corrupting this wish.  Props to ya.)

I wish for a pet chryssalid.  (See avvy if curious.)

Granted, but as it turns out, it's made of rock! (ever heard of a pet rock?)

I wish my computer no longer had viruses.

Granted, your computer is too dead to have viruses.

I wish that I could corrupt a wish creatively.

granted, POOF! you turn into me and since there can be only one, I kill you. (creative, eh?)

I wish for more wishes!

granted, POOF! you turn into me and since there can be only one, I kill you. (creative, eh?)

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, you get more corrupted wishes!
I wish for pixie dust...

Granted. Enjoy your pixie dust. Unfortunately, pixie dust does not exist except in candy form, and since this is corrupt-a-wish, the tube is empty except a bit at the bottom.

I wish I had better drawing skills.

Granted. Your drawing skills have improved by 0.0001%, so they still suck (assuming that you can't draw)


I wish I could also see the infra red spectrum with my own eyes (that means, in addition to what I already can see)

Granted, but it won't protect you from them going right at your eyes, and as such, an infrared laser beam is one more thing to worry about in the blindness department.

I wish to be a tennis boss!  (See TvTropes if you are unsure of what one is.)

Granted. You are now the boss of a tennis ball.

I wish for some  to eat. Almonds, preferably.

Granted, but the nuts were poisoned!  (and to make matters even worse, they weren't almonds; they were cobnuts.)

I wish I could think of something witty to wish for...

Granted, but you get a witty corruption.

I wish i had a Sentry (from TF2) irl.

Granted. You find a toy sentry in a toystore and you buy it. The figurine is 10 cm tall by 3 cm wide, entirely made out of plastic with no moving parts whatsoever.

I wish I had a 3D printer