Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted,  is now your pal, and Rome (the country) 

i wish my stupid google email account would work and not come up "there has been strange activity on your email" EVEN THOUGH THERE WASNT!

Granted. It works for about 5 seconds. Then it said "This account was banned because of criminal activity."

I wish that wishes came true. Outside of forum games, of course.

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if you still cant read it (and you looked at the spoiler above) this is what it says:

Granted, to you it is now "racevehicle". To everyone else it is still racecar.

I wish that wishes came true only in Video Game.

Granted. However, the rules of fairness dictate that anyone else's wishes come true in video games too. Someone else wishes that your game freezes up. Permanently.

I wish I were invincible.

Granted. However, the rules of fairness dictate that anyone else's wishes come true in video games too. Someone else wishes that your game freezes up. Permanently.

I wish I were invincible.

Granted but you get hit by a car when trying to cross the streets.

I wish i had more willpower to do tasks.

Granted, but the willpower was used for the wrong reasons.  D'oh!

I wish to be on top of my college work easily!  (Unfortunately a true wish I had.)

Granted, your college burns down.

I wish that Yuka updated more.

Granted, but now you stop updating your forumgame and it falls to bottom of the board.

I wish for a Null Driver

Granted. Since you wish for something that you already have, but still didn't use, you still don't know how to actually use your null driver. Since you made a wish for it, you now never will learn how to use the null driver.

I wish to see one or more UFO's.

Granted. You see 2 UFO's for a split second before they shoot a laser beam that kills you.

I wish that I was impossible to kill.

Granted but when the apocalypse happens, You will be alone forever........................forever......................forever......................

I wish that i could destroy anything.

Granted. But in order to destroy anything, first you have to destroy yourself.

I wish that I could make better Knytt Story levels.

Granted, but in order to be the best, there has to be a worst, and don't forget the fact that there will always be new, better and more graphical knytt stories in the future, even after your dead

I wish that I had a laptop that has the best virus protection, that it's indestructible and that it has the best internet connection possible.

but in order to be the best, there

I never said BEST, I said BETTER.

Granted. Unfortuantly, the government took it from you.