Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the universe implodes.

I wish for Minecraft Indev.

Granted, but you get stabbed with a giant spork which then explodes. In your face.

I wish the corruptions here were more random.

Granted, but swibbling gontrolbandies fall from the sky and trufwobblop all over your knarfaglapper.

I wish bibliographies weren't so horrible.

Granted, but everything else in the universe becomes horrible.

I wish girls could understand me.

Granted, you are a girl now.
I wish i had something to do.

Granted, you are a girl now.

I wish all webcomics were updated twice a day

Granted, but the intenet gets so laggy that nobody uses it now. what have you done?!
I wish i had 2 GB RAM on my computer.

Granted, but your ram sticks burn out.

I wish for a new brother.

Granted but you are a girl now and your bro is dissapointed that he has a sister instead of a brother.

I wish i would get that Obsidian in dragonadopters already...

Granted but it kills you.

I wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSSSSSSSS!

Granted, but because your post is too wide, LPChip kills you, then revives you, then Miss Paula does the same, then it's Firecat's turn, then SingingSurger, kaizoman666, etc. until everybody has killed you (with their bare hands). Oh, and StraightFlame, the very last person in line, doesn't revive you.

I wish nobody would make those incredibly wide posts that suck and are never useful. ''I wish for donuts'' is more than enough, TDO.

Granted, now everyone makes extremely long posts.

I
wish
for
cows
on
the
moon
and
the
sun
. (It's a long post)

Granted
But
The
Ones
In
The
Moon
Frozed
And
The
Ones
In
The
Sun
Melted
Down.

I wish we stoped making unnecessary tall posts.

Granted
But
The
Ones
In
The
Moon
Frozed
And
The
Ones
In
The
Sun
Melted
Down.

I wish we stoped making unnecessary tall posts.

The point of it was to be tall. Back to the game!

Granted but
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I wish i could buy an amethyst on dragonadopters.