Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. There is a chocolate named knyttlevels that pops up.

I wish for 100000000IQ.

Granted, but since human brains aren't designed/didn't evolve to be able to hold this much knowledge, it short-circuits and you die. Knowledge is power! Not in this case, it isn't.

I wish for several packs of Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers.

Granted, but they taste like ectoplasm.

I wish i knew why my serpent-like creature produces purple fur while it's green.

(one wish-corruption resulted into the use of the word 'Serpent-like creature' in all of my posts, so i has to make corruption come true.)

Granted. Enjoy knowing the one fact that will make you lose your appetite.

I wish for my topics not to get locked.

Granted, but spurred on by knowing that your topic will never be locked, you create more topics, of greatly inferior quality. The mods may have decided to never lock your topics, but they're still enforcing the 'treat everybody equally' rule, so everybody else does the same. Eventually, the forums collapse into a steaming heap of spam, porn, and drivel. YOU JUST RUINED THE NIFFORUM, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

I wish I had an infinitely powerful computer.

Granted, but this (it's a .zip file) happens. The guy with the blue shirt and the silly green tie with the yellow polka-dots is you.

I wish for a bottomless bag of French fries. Preferrably one of those white, pointy bags as you usually see in Belgium. Ya know, one of these?

Granted, but since it's a point, the fries get stuck.

I wish for Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Granted, but you get a blue screen.

I wish nifflas would cradle me to sleep
I wish I had more toast

Granted, i eat toast and you get to eat the crumbs that fell off. At least you have more toast.

I wish my petition immeidately reached 100 sigs.

Wait, Rule 34 doesn't apply to Knytt Stories?

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Granted, but Nifflas gets annoyed at you for making said petition and bans you.

I wish YouTube got rid of the stupid "Leanback" bar.

Wait, Rule 34 doesn't apply to Knytt Stories?

Erm... what was rule 34 again?

Erm... what was rule 34 again?

If it exists, there is porn of it.

Quote from: StraightFlame on August 01, 2010, 16:20:16

Erm... what was rule 34 again?

If it exists, there is porn of it.

There's an example of 'bad' off topic

I wish YouTube got rid of the stupid "Leanback" bar.

Granted but you have been permanently ip banned.
I wish I had another wish

Wait, ''If it exists there's porn of it'' doesn't apply to Knytt Stories?

Well, there IS porn of it. The problem is, there's only 2 pics that both feature Juni wearing thransparent clothes, covered in some liquid. And you don't even see the front. I mean, this is all JUNIPR0N in existence:[/offtopic]

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Granted, but it's a wish to be eaten by a grue.

I wish i was awesome.

Granted, but you are eaten by an awesomer troll.
I wish I lived on pandora