Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, now the entire game is one big Safari Zone with a Pokeathlon dome. Also everybody hates you for that.

I wish i could fly.

Granted. enjoy your days as a fly.

I wish this game wasn't so popular.

Granted. MSPaintAdventures isn't popular anymore.

I wish i could understand what the trolls (aliens) say on MSPaintAdventures.

Granted. They notice and stomp on you.

I wish my sig would work.

Granted, but your egg loses one level for every level it gains.

I wish I could pause/play time whenever I wanted, and that pausing it affects everyone/everything but me.

Granted, but the thing you use for that fell into a bottomless pit.0

I wish i could get a Furdragon immeidately (without having to be Lv. 30 with my current dragon).

Granted, but the Dragonadopters staff notices you hacked to get it and trow a computer at you.

I wish my house wasn't painted in odd colors.

Granted, but the Dragonadopters staff notices you hacked to get it and trow a computer at you.

I wish my house wasn't painted in odd colors.

Granted. Your house now doesn't have walls for there to be paint on.
I wish my dog wasn't so wimpy. (Srsly, she's afraid of a squeaky toy!)

Granted. The dog gets so hard-core that she beats you up.

I wish for Civilization and SimCity 10 for my birthday.

Granted, they're used, and have been hacked so much that it screwed with the coding and you can't save.

I wish I didn't have leg hair, or at least not as much.

Granted, now you have legged hair. You are fated to walk downside-heads forevah!

I wish i came up with a good reason not to report the following post:

I put I a virus in the computer for everyone.

Granted, the reason is because you go insane.

I wish for SF to get off my case.

Uh... would you please tell me what this 'case' is?

About the Game of Destruction. I deleted the post anyway.

Granted, but now i won't stop using the /me command thingy in #NiffChat. bumperpower64 gets annoyed.

I wish bumperpower64 wouldn't mind that i keep using the /me command thingy.