Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get a Nintendo Dog Sh--.

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I wish I had the time to finally get to playing the SMG2 I got last week.

Granted, you gain around 20 hours of free time, in exchange for your SMG2 game.

I wish for a pet rock.

Granted. It is a boulder.

I wish for a iPod.

Granted, but it only haves the song 'Never gonna give you up' of Rick Astley and you can't put new things by any means.

(Also its pirated)

I wish for a rock pet.

Granted. You have a pet gerbil made of rock. It runs underneath your foot... well, now you have pet rubble. Enjoy!

I wish for a chili pepper.

Granted, but it's in a small room with pointy stuff all over the walls. You get to it without touching any of them, eat it, and then you realize it was a Dash Pepper. Ouch!

I wish i knew why my brother likes being (and roleplaying as) Co-Star Luma more than being Mario when we're playing SMG2 together. (...and why i beat said Mario game in less than a week.)

Granted, but his reason makes so much sense, that you don't like any of the other characters anymore. In fact, you downright hate anyone/anything that isn't Co-Star Luma so much that if anybody so much as even mentions something that isn't Co-Star Luma, you go on a massive ragefest. You are then diagnosed with [disease that has to do with uncontrollable anger].

I wish for a pair of slippers.

Granted. You slip.

I wish for CHOCOLATE!

Granted, could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Etc. etc. etc., The annoyance kills you.

I wish the BP oil spill never happened.

Sorry guys i am let you finish your Corrupt-a-wish forumgame but first...

Granted, could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Etc. etc. etc.

Its the best song of ALL TIME!

I wish the BP oil spill never happened.

Granted, the oil spill, along with its unfortunate consequences, have been undone (in a parallel universe).

I wish my foot didn't itch.

Granted, but now your... Actually, it'd be better if you figured out the corruption by yourself.

I wish my bro would let ME be the Co-Star Luma once.

Granted, but you are too bad at it that he refuses to play Mario with you anymore.

I wish Fallout : New Vegas were in the market already, fully developed, and at the same price of a normal game.

Granted, but you have to pay in euros. And, of course, there are no euros in South America.

I wish i could spill water on that computer in that restaurant a couple of streets further, then hammer it, sh*t on it, burn it, hammer the ashes, sh*t on the ashes, eat the ashes, go to the bathroom, hammer the sh*t, then burn the sh*t.

Also, i wish for a time machine so i can repeat the above over and over...

granted, but you're stuck in an infinite loop. to bad you don't remember the last time.

I wish pokémon wasn't so complicated