Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #765 on: July 02, 2010, 19:21:28 »
Granted, but it's not as good as the PC version so you don't get the full experience.

I wish I could attack demons posing as gods without the townspeople mobbing me and slowly killing me.


When something smells, it's usually my monitor.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #766 on: July 02, 2010, 19:53:08 »
Granted, but the townspeople slowly kill you without mobbing. Always remember i'm clever.

I wish i knew why i keep forgetting to capitalize the noun 'i', and why Firecat misspells the word 'is' (he puts a T between I and S) some/most/all the time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #767 on: July 02, 2010, 21:08:55 »
and why Firecat misspells the word 'is' (he puts a T between I and S) some/most/all the time.

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Granted, its because "i" wants to be [i] and [i] itsn't capitalized. So doesn't want to be capitalized and asks to "Its" help.

I wish that itstory actually did made sense.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #768 on: July 02, 2010, 21:19:21 »
It's just a wish. You don't need to overreact and place a t between every 'is' you type in your response and your wish. Also, what's the corruption?

Edit: Oh. Wait. I got it. The corruption is that you overreact, you yell all that stuff to me, and then brutally rip off my skin and pour lemon juice and salt on me.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2010, 08:05:16 by StraightFlame »

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #769 on: July 03, 2010, 02:07:53 »
Granted, its...
Forgot the apostrophe. :P
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #770 on: July 03, 2010, 08:17:06 »
Forgot it on purpose.  :P

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #771 on: July 04, 2010, 07:23:23 »
Granted, but... wait. Wait, no.

I wish my nose wasn't so stuffy.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #772 on: July 04, 2010, 08:10:14 »
Granted. We trade noses. Y'see, before our trade, i have an even stuffier nose. So stuffy i couldn't breathe. On top of that, i had hay fever.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #773 on: July 04, 2010, 08:43:00 »
Granted, but a murderer is sent back in time to when you typed your wish, and s/he kills you before you can finish typinng your sentence. Now nobody will ever know what your wish was, are you happy now? >(

I wish I could breathe underwater. That's be pretty neat...

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #774 on: July 04, 2010, 08:59:15 »
Granted, but your new nose stays as stuffed as it is now.

I wish my Objection! forum game was awesome.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #775 on: July 04, 2010, 09:33:56 »
Granted, but nobody visits it, making substantially less awesome.

I wish I could get tired when it's nearly time for me to go to bed (so I don't end up awake 'till four in the morning :sigh:).

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #776 on: July 04, 2010, 10:10:00 »
Sure. You start falling asleep erlier and don't notice the murderer coming in your window that kill you.

I wish I could fly  :D

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #777 on: July 04, 2010, 10:22:25 »
Granted, but you forgot to read ''Know Your Wings''. You try to fly, and then it's all painful scenes until you die because there is no oxygen on planet Emosewasiemalfthgiarts.

I wish i lived on planet Ssaskcikarecabakuy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #778 on: July 04, 2010, 14:49:31 »
Granted, but since nobody else has any knowledge of the planet's existence, you live a lonely life until dying a (possibly) long and painful death from starvation/the harsh environment/being eaten alive/etc.

I wish I had some delicious cotton candy.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #779 on: July 04, 2010, 15:25:12 »
Granted, but then you see said planets' names contain a subliminal message, and you decide to poison your cotton candy after you know what the subliminal messages are.

I wish there was a planet named Sllabruasonidgibskcusregrusgnignis.