Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline Vegetal Gibber

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #735 on: June 19, 2010, 19:38:27 »
Granted, you get the USB keyboard bra. But then, when you try to convince a girl to wear it, she slaps you so hard your eyes fall out of their sockets.

I wish I could combine random items to make kick-ass equipment (e.g: dirty shoes + cheap pendants = magic helmet +10 resistant to fire!)

Here's the answer I was going to post for Yukabacera's wish, just for kicks:

Spoiler: Old math joke (click to show/hide)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #736 on: June 21, 2010, 08:04:29 »
Granted, but they can only lower your stats, and you don't know that so you keep doing it. And in the end, you wear all of them. +10 Pwnyness.

I wish i knew what life in the USA is like.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #737 on: June 21, 2010, 14:13:26 »
Granted. You teleport to the states, but accidentally you also travel back in time. Now you'll find out what life in the USA is like...during the Great Depression. Whoa Nelly!

I wish TVtropes didn't ruin my life.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #738 on: June 21, 2010, 17:07:01 »
Granted, it instead ruins the lives of everyone around you.

I wish that YouTube extended it's 11-minute time limit.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #739 on: June 21, 2010, 17:45:16 »
Granted, now you can upload videos up to 9001 minutes. but you have to pay 25 dollars for every minute you upload.

I wish i were not so adicted to Audiosurf.
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #740 on: June 21, 2010, 18:52:53 »
Granted, but now you're surfing on some rather bogus audio!

I wish I could make some wickedly good progress on a fancomic!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #741 on: June 21, 2010, 18:55:01 »
Granted, but everyone despises the comic.

I wish people liked NESgamer's fancomic.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #742 on: June 21, 2010, 21:18:56 »
Granted. NESgamer discards his original idea and decides to make fun of you in every strip. Everyone loves the comic now. Also, your popularity with the ladies hits rock bottom.

I wish Spain would lose all their matches in the South Africa Fifa World Cup. I'm sick of hearing about soccer all the time.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #743 on: June 22, 2010, 08:14:59 »
Granted, but everybody hates you for wishing this, and they decide to EXPLOADZORZ!!! you.

I wish Admiral Island wasn't ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!1!1!!ONE!!'d all the time. Once in awhile is fun, but...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #744 on: June 25, 2010, 23:40:37 »
Granted, now it is only like that 99.99% of the time.

I wish for an idea of something to wish for.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #745 on: June 26, 2010, 04:05:02 »
Granted; you just used it in your previous post.

I wish my glasses didn't have scratches all over the lenses.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #746 on: June 26, 2010, 04:10:28 »
Granted; you just used it in your previous post.

I wish my glasses didn't have scratches all over the lenses.
Granted, but now your eyes need a new set of glasses.

I wish I could learn to draw better!  (I'm reduced to simple pixel art for my drawing really, and I'm having some tough times in my personal projects, but I digress...  that'd be going off topic)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #747 on: June 26, 2010, 04:26:45 »
Granted, you have amazing drawing skills, but are now paralyzed from your wrists to your fingertips.

I wish my grape soda was downstairs instead of upstairs right now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #748 on: June 26, 2010, 04:32:56 »
Granted. Your soda falls down the stairs.

I wish that Raocow's cat didn't die today. ;_;
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #749 on: June 26, 2010, 04:51:03 »
Granted, he died yesterday.

I wish that this post was teal.
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