Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You can't decide and just stick with a Playground level.

I wish for everything wished for in this topic.

P.S.

zombies can die

Not that it matters, but they can't. They're already dead.

Granted, but all the wishes become corrupted and you also get all the undesired effects. Every one of them. One by one. Without exceptions. And if one of the corrupted wishes kills you or makes you immortal, it is undone after 10 minutes so you don't miss on the next one. Also, when the onslaught of corrupted wishes finally ends, you're sent to an alternate dimension where the food's terrible.

I wish there was always a nearby real-life save point whenever I have to make an important decision, so I can undo my actions if I don't like the outcome.

Granted, but it's one of ACL's tricks as he used in Adventures in the Void. If you don't know which one it is i mean, it's placing a save point that's in a pit together with the green thing that goes NOM! You accidentally save there while being eaten, meaning that you get munched on forever and you won't die. EVER.

I wish i had a sword that slices through any shield or armor and a shield that withstands any weapon

Granted, but alas, you wind up bashing the two together and both objects simply melt into nothingness.

This'll be a toughie, but I wish to be the flip hero in Hero Core!    (Such an addicting game to say it)

If that was a spoiler you just mentioned I will kill you.

This'll be a toughie, but I wish to be the flip hero in Hero Core!    (Such an addicting game to say it)

Granted, but then Purple Pineapple thinks that was a spoiler and kills you. In the face.

I wish I had the ability to summon licorice wheels.

Granted, but the wheels of licorice join forces against you, tie you down, and choke you to a licorice-y demise.


I wish Borderlands was a bit less repetitive... (still fun though)

Granted, but it was a wish of overkill, that it becomes TOTALLY random!  Man, you shouldn't have trusted a mushroom to grant wishes.

Great...  got to make a wish...
I wish to have a nice suit of armour!

Granted. you get a nice suit of armour that is far too small is for display mostly anyway.

I wish I owned worms world party.

Granted, you get worms world party, in you!

I wish for a remasterd version of the ELP song, karn evil 9.

Granted, you get said song, in you!

I wish me iz no.1!

Granted. You're no.1 on the FBI's most wanted list.

(oh come now, that was too easy)

I wish people would use uber- correctly.

Granted, the way we use it becomes the correct way, so you become uber-idiotic.

I wish i was uber-awesmoe.

Granted, you become extremely "awesMOE". Then you're spotted by a group of bearded, oily otaku freaks coming out of an anime cosplay convention dressed in Sailor Moon outfits. They just stand there for a moment looking at you, drooling, with their eyes sparkling... and suddenly they lunge at you and start chasing you. You run through the city like there's no tomorrow, until they finally corner you in a dark alley and then... then... oh god, no, I can't go on...

I wish the next generation of videogames were all in CGA 320x240 4 color mode, just to piss off HD lovers

Granted, but the HD lovers kill you. In the face. After they all got a turn, your wish becomes un-granted.

I wish all wishes become un-granted after they are corrupted. Not that it really matters, since my wish for all wishes to be un-granted will become un-granted, but still, it's the thought that matters.