Corrupt-a-Wish

[wadf]Granted, but the blue becomes blue.[/wadf]


I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.

Granted, but said blue orange purple fruit is detroyed via the laws of reality.


I wish my parents weren't fighting....

ooops... kinda got skipped. damn.

I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.

Granted, a little child comes to your room and fixes it in a second, while bragging about how easy it was. The mic works perfectly now, but you feel so humilliated that you don't even want to use it anymore.

I wish I could program in assembler for every existing CPU.

Granted, but i sue you for causing a headache.

I wish my friends back here in Belgium would play Nifflas' Games.

Granted, but your machine decides to short circuit spontaneously, and as a result, a new motherboard is needed!  D:  (And yes, that has happened to me once before in my younger years [pre-nifforum to be exact])
As for wish, I wish for a time machine!

Granted, but you go back in time and somehow make yourself not exist anymore.

I wish for a typewriter that writes types.

Granted, but at cost of your Internetometer that reads '146'.

I wish my computer had the latest Service Pack thingamajic AND a sound card.

Granted, but the latest Service Pack is incompatible with the drivers of your new sound card and you get a BSOD everytime a sound plays.

I wish I could make garbage disappear, instead of having to take it out.

Granted, but then the government forces you to make all the trash in the world disappear every day.

I wish I could extend my deadlines whenever I wanted.

Granted, but they are lines of your doom and extending them would be a bad idea unless you want to commit suicide.

I wish for a patched version of Knytt Stories DS, because i can't seem to patch worth a grain of dust.

Granted, but then none of the KS levels you want to play works on it. The only ones that work without glitches are the really crappy ones, such as mine (j/k, rrc2soft )


I wish for a car that runs on acorns. 1 Acorn = 100 Km.

granted, but in an evil plot someone blows up all the acorn and replaces them with somethings that will melt your car

I wish I knew when the zombie apocolypse was going to happen.

Spoiler: Patching KSDS (click to show/hide)

You can patch the .NDS files easily with DLDItool, but the DLDI patch you need depends on what flashcart you're using. PM me if you want help.

I appreciate it, but i tried that. My command prompt said dlditool isn't recognized by my (kinda crappy) computer. Can you send me the download link for the thing dlditool needs to use for R4DS v1.18?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAAAAAAAAAAAYS...

Granted, it happens on December 21, 2012. But you die in the slowest, most painful/horrible way you can imagine after this wish is granted, so you can't warn anyone.

I wish willomo came back as a friendly zombie (with 'friendly' i mean 'willomo won't eat any live organisms and helps the human race survive the zombie apocalypse' of course) so he can warn us.

granted but when I come back because I don't eat, I slowly starve and die again, before the apocolypse starts.(zombies can die)

I wish I knew how to end my knytt stories level