Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #675 on: May 05, 2010, 01:29:39 »
[wadf]Granted, but the blue becomes blue.[/wadf]
Edit: Woah! The [cb] tag looks even worse in the [wadf] tag on the knytt theme than [color=blue] itself!


I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #676 on: May 05, 2010, 03:54:53 »
Granted, but said blue orange purple fruit is detroyed via the laws of reality.


I wish my parents weren't fighting....
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #677 on: May 05, 2010, 03:55:53 »
ooops... kinda got skipped. damn.
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #678 on: May 06, 2010, 12:14:46 »
I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.

Granted, a little child comes to your room and fixes it in a second, while bragging about how easy it was. The mic works perfectly now, but you feel so humilliated that you don't even want to use it anymore.

I wish I could program in assembler for every existing CPU.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #679 on: May 06, 2010, 19:32:44 »
Granted, but i sue you for causing a headache.

I wish my friends back here in Belgium would play Nifflas' Games.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #680 on: May 06, 2010, 21:29:24 »
Granted, but your machine decides to short circuit spontaneously, and as a result, a new motherboard is needed!  D:  (And yes, that has happened to me once before in my younger years [pre-nifforum to be exact])
As for wish, I wish for a time machine!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #681 on: May 06, 2010, 21:57:47 »
Granted, but you go back in time and somehow make yourself not exist anymore.

I wish for a typewriter that writes types.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #682 on: May 07, 2010, 18:52:37 »
Granted, but at cost of your Internetometer that reads '146'.

I wish my computer had the latest Service Pack thingamajic AND a sound card.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #683 on: May 10, 2010, 21:10:57 »
Granted, but the latest Service Pack is incompatible with the drivers of your new sound card and you get a BSOD everytime a sound plays.

I wish I could make garbage disappear, instead of having to take it out.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #684 on: May 10, 2010, 23:48:18 »
Granted, but then the government forces you to make all the trash in the world disappear every day.

I wish I could extend my deadlines whenever I wanted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #685 on: May 11, 2010, 08:00:55 »
Granted, but they are lines of your doom and extending them would be a bad idea unless you want to commit suicide.

I wish for a patched version of Knytt Stories DS, because i can't seem to patch worth a grain of dust.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #686 on: May 11, 2010, 12:30:12 »
Granted, but then none of the KS levels you want to play works on it. The only ones that work without glitches are the really crappy ones, such as mine (j/k, rrc2soft :P )

Spoiler: Patching KSDS (click to show/hide)

I wish for a car that runs on acorns. 1 Acorn = 100 Km.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #687 on: May 11, 2010, 12:57:48 »
granted, but in an evil plot someone blows up all the acorn and replaces them with somethings that will melt your car

I wish I knew when the zombie apocolypse was going to happen.
The elephant is a graceful bird,
It flies from bough to bough.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #688 on: May 11, 2010, 16:55:33 »
Spoiler: Patching KSDS (click to show/hide)
I appreciate it, but i tried that. My command prompt said dlditool isn't recognized by my (kinda crappy) computer. Can you send me the download link for the thing dlditool needs to use for R4DS v1.18?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAAAAAAAAAAAYS...

Granted, it happens on December 21, 2012. But you die in the slowest, most painful/horrible way you can imagine after this wish is granted, so you can't warn anyone.

I wish willomo came back as a friendly zombie (with 'friendly' i mean 'willomo won't eat any live organisms and helps the human race survive the zombie apocalypse' of course) so he can warn us.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #689 on: May 12, 2010, 07:40:54 »
granted but when I come back because I don't eat, I slowly starve and die again, before the apocolypse starts.(zombies can die)

I wish I knew how to end my knytt stories level

The elephant is a graceful bird,
It flies from bough to bough.
It nestles in the rhubarb tree,
and Whistles like a cow.

I'm back baby.