Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. But I eat your "pear-ish" head before you can eat it 
I wish that everyone died.

Granted, but I survive, and I recreate everyone.

I wish that I could change my custom title...

Granted. But you are limited 3 letters

I wish the brother of the Firewall "The Great Firewall of China" was shutdown.   
(I dont have a bro so dont ask)

Granted, but it's replaced with a waterwall instead.

^{I wish}_{for some}^{ultimate super}_{duper good} luck.

Granted, but it's replaced with a waterwall instead.

^{I wish}_{for some}^{ultimate super}_{duper good} luck.

Grantid, but mai horeble speling ruwins yor whish. Yu get an souper doogfple loskwe bhjnbczbjhm.
I whish thatt whuevur koruptid a whish befoar with bad speling died.

Granted, you (and only you, since this is a first) die a slow, painful death.

I wish my next wish gets corrupted.

you wish eventually gets answered but it's full of badly written puns (e.g. whoa, Ive caught a big wish!)

I wish the Nintendo 3ds would come out by the end of the year and it would be every thing I could hope for.

[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]

[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]

http://www.nintendoeverything.com/35474/
only the latest console by my absolute favorite company!

Quote from: StraightFlame on April 09, 2010, 13:27:25

[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]

http://www.nintendoeverything.com/35474/
only the latest console by my absolute favorite company!

I guess thay werent lying about it coming out.

COUGHontopicCOUGH

Granted, however your particular 3DS happens to have a screw loose, and falls apart after 24 hours of you enjoying it.

I wish for this post to be quoted

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̻̹̮̗̝͕͈͍̮̏ͤ͂ͣ͌̇̐ ̥̘͔̳̱̰͒ͦ̿
̒ͪ҉̪̹Ïͫͦ̑̕͏̰͕ ̻͙̯̟̠̳͖͚̂̑ͨw̢̝̠̬͉ͯ̇ͨͫ͒ͭ̇͞i̸̫̹̩̭̭͌̍͒̒ͬ̄̾͟s͇̲̰͊̐h͔͉̣̥̟̻͌̆͆ͧ̓ ̲̮͎̱̼̘͙̃͘f̮͉̯̭̹̬̓̂̅ö́͏̟̭̳͞r̲̭̳̯͕̙͖ͭͩ̈ͨ͋̅̊̚ ̬̙͔̣̗͊̿̂̂̏̃ͫ́̈̕͜͝t̨̫̬͕̯̤̭ͤ̓ͣ̂̒̓̋ͨ́ͅh̪͎̣̤͎̯͎̄̅́̇̐ͣ͆̾͘ͅi͖̰̱͈͕̼ͨ̾̾͞s̤̟ͭ̓̄̊͛̀̕ ̍̂ͣ̾͏̷̰͓͍̬̪̯͍̠̦͜p̶͉̝̘̱̜̎̌̆ͮõ̠̝͉̫̻̅̊s̢̫͓̳̘͊͋̅̏́t̅̐̇ͩͪͤͯ͋҉̤͕̪̘ͅ ̷̜̹̰̤̥͕̱ͯͪͬ̑̿̒̉̔ͅͅt͉̝͛̇͋o͙̩͍̲͕̲̗ͫ̔̀ ̺͍̺͔͗̓͛ͬ̀̓̚͘ͅb̮̲̟̭̠̏̈̌̈́ͪͨ͗̎̆e̋ͤ͛͏̘̼͔͕͠ ̡̰̩̭̪̫̩̜̣ͨ͋̉q̠̗͇̳̯͍ͫͥ̀ͯ̐̆̕ū̷̢̞̜̭͕̇͋ͨ͛ͩ̚o̟̱͇̝͇̫̓̾̏t̵̟̼͈̤̼̯̐͗ͫ̏̔ę̼̠͙̫̙͂̓ͣ͟d̲̫̩ͧ̎͒͌ͬ̑̇̔́ͅ ͍̗͉͚̐͗

Granted, but it is corrupted.

I wish that school ended permanently.

Granted, but you and everyone on your school (including the people you care about) are fated to work at *dundundaaah* KFC!

I wish for KFC to be ruined.

Granted, the saying "Knock For Cheese" is ruined and people stop saying it.

Star light, star bright, first start I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight;
I wish for my new forum to not have sooo many permissions issues after upgrading and converting from phpBB2 to phpBB3...

Gran-- uh, what forum? The link led me to an empty page! Well, i'll grant your wish wif a randomly selected forum.

I wish for a cat that looks like Pokemon no. 403 (national pokedex)