Corrupt-a-Wish

I wish i had the following custom title: Forumgame Addict

Granted. In recognition of your ongoing activities, you receive the custom title "Forumgame Addict"...by your local town council. Too bad that no-one here on the Nifforum knows or cares about that.

I wish something amazing happened with NESgamer190 this Easter Sunday!

Granted, he spontaneously combusts. Nice going, you're a worse criminal than we assumed J is.

I wish i could control my size and gender with no limits at all. And of course, my clothes gotta transform according to my size and gender.

Granted. But the result is that you go mentally insane after 2 months like that.

I wish I knew why Dragon Cave changed thier egg graphics... again. (It fooled me into thinking they were rare eggs >_<)

You find that everyone got bored of the old, lame ones. That's about it. Disappointing huh? Oh... You become severely disappointed and KILL your dragons.

I wish that my nose was not so excessively large.

You find that everyone got bored of the old, lame ones. That's about it. Disappointing huh? Oh... You become severely disappointed and KILL your dragons.

I wish that my nose was not so excessively large.

Granted, but everyone still calls you Squidward.
I wish that _________.

Granted, but _________ and ___________.

I wish That [INSERT OBJECT HERE] could [INSERT ACTION HERE] without [INSERT LIMITATION HERE].

Granted, but [INSERT CORRUPTION HERE].

I wish that .

Granted. But then forgot 's birthday and got and now they're both .

I wish I didn't have to drive 10 hours to San Francisco.

Granted, now you have to drive 10 days to the other side of the planet

I wish the Fish could wish.

Granted. It wishes you didn't exist anymore and it's wish is granted without corruption.

^{I wish} _{for some} FOOD

Granted. You get an Old Gatéau, a poisonous cake that automatically kills you.

I wish someone would check out my books. [/plug]

=|=

Granted, but the viewer was unfortunately illiterate.
I simply wish for a temple of my own!

Granted. You now have another temple on your head. :p

I wish for more of these: √

Granted. But thay all turn into X`s

I wish for the worst corrupted wish EVER!!!

Granted. It's a wicked corruption that makes you wish you were never born.
Granted, too.

I wish this wish can't be corrupted.