Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Atleast, i thought so before it fell on ya from heaven. Oh, well.

I wish my next wish will be foolproof and uncorruptable.

It dosnt come true becuase you did not say it in Japanese. (Earth opens a crack in the earth and you fall through)

I wish for a duel hard drive!

It dosnt come true

Rulebreaker!
For as far as i know, you HAVE TO make the wish COME TRUE!

(Apologies to anyone who got insulted by this...)

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I wish for a duel hard drive!

Granted, but the two hard drives take up more space than you have, so you must hold one in your lap as you work.

I wish I could beat ------ at chess.

Granted, but only after ------ beats you in chess over 9000 times.

I wish that cheez-its had an internet meme. Just cause I want them to.

Granted, it's the following meme: "Hey, guess what it is that sucks big ******** *****!"

I wish i could actually go to Earth whenever i want. (I live in Krixus' Dimension, remember?)

Granted, but you'll never want to go there because of a spell placed on you by some completely unrealted-to-me person. >_>

I wish I wasn't getting all this homework from school and such.

Granted, but alas, you get bombarded with all six final exams repeatedly for the rest of the year!  (I'd love that in real life)
I wish for the massacre gun from Iji!

Granted, but it magically levitates and shoots ya.

I wish.

Granted. But unfortunately,.

I wish all ur base are belong to me.

Granted, but someone had already set me up the bomb, so now you are the one who is set up the bomb.

I wish I had some of those nifty potatoes my family had for dinner that one time with fillet Mignon. I wish for some fillet Mignon too. Actually, I'm not hungry.

I wish I was hungry.

Granted, you are hungry... to death.

I wish that windows vista accepted PNG's as wallpapers.

It does... for me, anyway.

Granted, but now it doesn't accept you.

I wish that there weren't so many idiots ignorant people.

Granted, but since you called the people idiots, you are now being seen as an idiot forever!

I wish i had the following custom title: Forumgame Addict