Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but a dragon eats you before you can see any of them.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, but a dragon eats you before you can see any of them.

I wish it would rain.

Granted. It's now raining just as much as you'd like.  But now it's illegal to listen to Blind Melon's "No Rain". NOES!
I want the peace and joy in your mind.

NOOOOOOO! Um... Granted, but the peace and joy makes you want to become a Buddhist monk, and the rice they feed you at the monastery is poisoned by none other than the reencarnation of Buddha, because everyone knows that Pumpkinbots can't be Buddhists. (What?)

I wish that Pumpkinbots and pumpkins could be whatever religion they wanted to, even Buddhists.

Granted, but they all argue with eachother now and they start flame wars.


I don't wish for anyhting. Translate this code with this to get my wish:
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=
I made the program years ago so ignore how bad it looks

Granted, but since i can't use 'this' to see what your wish is, i'll just maekz u spontaneously combust.

I wish SingingSurger would die

Granted, but so do all his forum games. Which are like half of them.

I wish that the number 9 wasn't 1337 in decimal. (lol)




Also, LB's message says, "I wish for vanilla ice cream!". Just use this instead. No download is necessary.

Granted, but 13375P34K3R5 K111 Y0U!

1 W15H 1 W45 B3773R 47 5P34K1NG 13375P34K.

9|24|\|73|), |3(_)7 Y0(_) 74|_|< |_337 |=0|23\/3|2 4|\||) |\|00|\|3 (_)|\||)3|2574|\||)5 Y0(_).
I wish that i got a new computer. (my old one is broken)

(this post is in Base64. Use this to translate. No need to download.)

R3JhbnRlZCwgYnV0IDUwMDAgQkMgd2FudHMgaXRzIGNhbGN1bGF0b3IgYmFjay4NCg0KQ2hlY2sgdGhlIHN1YmplY3Qgb2YgdGhpcyBwb3N0IGZvciBteSB3aXNoLg==

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.

I wish I could breath underwater.

VGhpcyBwb3N0IGlzIGluIGJhc2UgNjQuIFVzZSB0aGlzIHRvIGRlY29kZS4=

R3JhbnRlZCwgYnV0IHlvdSBmbHkgdG9vIGNsb3NlIHRvIHRoZSBzdW4gYW5kIHlvdXIgd2luZ3MgbGlnaHQgb24gZmlyZSBhbmQgeW91IGZhbGwgaW50byB0aGUgb2NlYW4gYW5kIGRpZSBmcm9tIGltcGFjdCBkYW1hZ2Uu

SSB3aXNoIHRoaXMgcG9zdCB3ZXJlIG1vcmUgZWFzaWx5IHJlYWRhYmxlLg==

Granted, but now everyone is talking in Base64 and you don't understand anything anymore at all...

49 20 77 69 73 68 20 70 65 6f 70 6c 65 20 74 61 6c 6b 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78 20 63 6f 64 65 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 6f 66 74 65 6e 2e

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.

I just read that book. Icarus, was it?

Granted, but, since I'm too lazy to decode that, I give you a rotten fish.
I wish LPChip would come in here and tell everyone that the rules state that all posts must be 100% readable, where as base 64 and binary, etc. is not.
I wish it was peanut butter jelly time.

Granted, a banana runs into your room and starts doing a dance. Peanut butter starts raining from the sky, and buries your house.

I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-




Also, yeah, that was Icarus.

I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-

It wasn't..