Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you get a purple poison popsicle.

I wish for a pink poison popsicle.

Granted, but since you didn't wish for it to be for you, I gave it to the most important person in the world (from YOUR point of view).

I wish that if you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error!

Sorry, but it got messed up in the translation. Your wish is now 'I wish that if you're happy and you know, Syntax Error!' and THAT wish is granted. Not the original.

I wish that i'm not an apple.

Granted. You're not an apple. Good luck learning to survive as a chocolate in Nifflas' chocolate bag! He might eat you.

l wsh thst ths txt waz voif ov typois.

Granted, but upon being void of typos, your fingers decide to mod your post, giving it typois.
I wish that my computer was replaced with the fastest computer in the world.

Granted! But oh it's one of them super computers! You have to tear down several rooms and build alot of stuff so you can manage the computer. You get a fat bill on the installment and NASA goes bankruptcy.

I wish santa to come this christmas.

Granted, but he is Robot Santa from Futurama and he goes on a murderous rampage.

I wish renting anything was free.

Granted. Renting anything was free for about 2 seocnds. Only one person got to rent somehing for free, and it wasn't you.


I wish somone would decode this:
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Granted. When decoded, it reads in his language as a hideous insult, and he kills you.
I wish someone at _____________ (or _______/_________/____________) would __________ my _____________.

Granted, but you ________ a ________ ________ because a ________ ________ ________ a ________ in the ________ while a ________ ________ a ________ and a ________ ________ a ________. But because the ________ ________ a ________, a ________ ________ that ________, and so ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ happened, and then ________ began ________ like crazy, so ________ ________ a quick ________ and ________ a fast ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________, but a swift ________ stopped the ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ and caused it to die.

I wish that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD did not stand for "Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Dumb".



...Also,

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In case you're wondering, it says "I wish for vanilla ice cream!" in Base 64.

Granted. Unfortunately it stands for some other really long thing that somehow insults you (/lazy).

I wish my swishy-swashy washing machine would wash wishy walruses.

Granted, but one dies and you cry, so you buy some more dye for your pie, but you lie to a guy in a tie, and he sighs, asks you why, gives you rye, and says goodbye. Then you fly very high in the sky where you rely on supplies made of fries from allies in July. But your thigh hits your eye, and a wry looking spy, hiding nearby, shoots you in the face.

I wish that that made more sense than it did.

Granted. It makes perfect sense to me, but not to anyone else. :p

I wish

I wish

Granted, but that was done on the previous page. By the exact same person. So, your wish cancels out your previous your wish, and a PIME TARADOX happens. But since that was also done many pages ago by me, the corruption is canceled out too.

I wish my corruption wasn't canceled.

Granted, but you spontaneously combust.

I wish there were more of these random corruptions.