Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but upon remembering this little "accident" everyone on this game is driven into madness. We all cause panic in the streets, and Nifflas and LPchip become hated pariahs for creating something that caused that much destruction.

I wish that everyone loved Nifflas and LPchip, despite them causing limitless chaos.

Granted, but everyone hates Miss Paula and pumpkin. Yep, pumpkin is YOU!!! Because YOU created the destruction!

I wish you would realize that...

Granted, but upon the anger she feels, Miss Paula decides to wipe my memory, and so I forget my password. Thus the forum loses the other pumpkin, and Pumpkinbot decides to blow up the internet.

I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.

It does. I don't know what you are talking about.
Ah well, thats nothing a year or two in the asylum wont fix.

I wish I got a  .

Granted, but the corrupts your profile for absolutely no reason, and it is given to me.

I wish I could get a   instead of Razzorman's corrupt star.

Granted. You delete the star, and steal Miss Paula's fish. She's impressed you can do that, but decides to ban you. You give it back to her, and you seem like you would only hack for truth, justice, and the last hamburger, and Paula decides to change your position to Game Designer. Goodbye NSF, hello PSF! Now you can bend the forum to your likings, as well as the KS level archive and Nifflas' (now pumpkin's) games. And poor Nifflas gets stripped of his position. He kills you tonight.

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P.S.

Quote from: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 16:13:16

I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.

It does. I don't know what you are talking about.

WRONNNNNG!!!

The REAL forever: INF min.
The time the forum lets you stay logged in when you choose the ''Forever'' option: Exactly 3153600 min.
AClockworkLemon even put that fact it in his sig.
I understand you won't believe that it won't let you login forever, but log out and see for yourself...

Quote from: Razzorman on March 16, 2010, 16:16:25

Quote from: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 16:13:16

I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.

It does. I don't know what you are talking about.

WRONNNNNG!!!

The REAL forever: INF min.
The time the forum lets you stay logged in when you choose the ''Forever'' option: Exactly 3153600 min.
AClockworkLemon even put that fact it in his sig.
I understand you won't believe that it won't let you login forever, but log out and see for yourself...

*facepalm

It was part of the wish granting.
As in: The wish is granted, therefor his wish made no sense, and because of that he must be insane and sent to the asylum.

I got that... How did everyone else not? Whatever, no matter. Was there a wish anywhere other than my last one?

Nope.

Gah. Someone post a wish. Please.

I wish.

Wish granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish I could download the lastest version of wish_corrupter.exe, because it supposedly corrupts corrupted corruptions as well.

This one supposedly n͔̫̭̪̜̘̖̾͊e̟͓̼̦̝̙̭̙ͧ̽̄ͫͦ͊̅̓̚̕v̵̡̨̺̙̙͉̰̲ͨ̎e͔͔͇̗̪̖̙̲ͮ̓͊̍͜r̴̟̬̦̮̭̥̠͌̑͋̔́  crashes!

Granted. You could download it, but not anymore.

I wish I have more motivation to do things.

Granted, but your motivator annoys you, because he even bothers you while you're sleeping.

I wish i had a Blitty.

Granted, but because I beat that game more than twice I use my awesome skills to battle you and take it from you.

{see subject of post for wish}