Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it has this weird alien sausage that vapourizes you when you eat it.

I wish FPB realized that there is no such thing as the pit of moar darkness. Well, in Krixus' dimension, that is...

Granted. However, he begins to believe there is a pit of EVEN MOAR darkness.

I wish I wasn't killed in the Mafia game.

Granted. However, he begins to believe there is a pit of EVEN MOAR darkness.

I wish I wasn't killed in the Mafia game.

Granted. Instead the Mafia Decided to Lock  you in a room of eternal torture.

I wish the doctor had decided to save me again.

Granted. The doctor takes you out to an old stinky birdbath full of pigeon poo and baptizes you in it "you are saved my child!"

I wish the food at the Royal Buffet was better.

Am sorry, but... Half granted. The food at the NORMAL buffet is better. Next time ask someone more experienced.

I wish theiza's wish was completely granted.

Am sorry, but... Half granted. The food at the NORMAL buffet is better. Next time ask someone more experienced.

I wish theiza's wish was completely granted.

Granted. The food at Royal Buffet is COMPLETELY AWESMOE. But, seems how StraightFlame already wished the wish and corrupted it, and I didn't, I break the rules of this game and get kicked from the game. I then proceed to violently beat Theiza and StraightFlame for getting me kicked from the game.

I wish I didn't get charged with assault after violently beating Theiza and StraightFlame.

Granted. Instead, you get the same fate as Bass (=banned), whatever he did to deserve being banned.

Granted, but in a way too alien for the human mind to comprehend, because nobody understands what the heck the wish was in the first place.

I wish Straightflame's posts were more straightforward.

Granted...

Foward.

Foward.

Foward.

Foward.

But then an admin bans StraightFlame because his posts are spam and then he beats you IRL like Pumpkinbot.

Wish?

Granted...
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Fact: StraightFlame has never once used the word forward in one of his posts.

Fact: StraightFlame has never once used the word forward in one of his posts.

That its because they are quotes of  a parallel universe were all the SF posts are turned into the word foward, there its a pit of Moar Darkness and NG its for PC while Saira not.

Just remenber, there its more than one of everyting.

Also, i wish the statement above were true.

All of a sudden there is multiples of everything!

Lots and lots of everything!

Like, HEAPS of everything.....



Right above your head!

For a few seconds (just like in all those comics) the billions of tons of stuff just hover there... then CRASH it falls, turning you into a small pile of ikky red goop (yum )

I wish that my brain functioned NORMALLY, rather than in the strange upside-down, back-to-front, mirror-reversed, spazzed-up way it does

Granted, but nobody is normal, making you unique, and everyone is unique, making you normal, making you unique, making you normal, making you unique, making you normal, causing a paradox so Krixus decides to remove you from both worlds.

I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i etc.

Krixus decides that the on-going 'i wish' ieness is pissing him off, ad so exiles you into hammerspace

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