Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but beacause you corrupted an incorruptable wish.. *cough cough* ..you get kicked down a pit of doom.

I wish the TV wasn't broken.

Granted. Unfortunately, you sit in front of the T.V. for hours on end, eventually turning you into a vegetable.

Which is ironic because you're a fruit...but..nevermind.

I wish Pineapple was a vegetable.

Granted. He becomes the first ever cross-breed between a pineapple and a vegetable. This causes prejudice against him, and he is eventually exiled from his race, for all time.

I wish I could beat that stupid swordfish boss in MOS.
(I mean, the boss is stupidly hard. In no way is it a stupid game.)

Granted, you use the freakin' corner glitch to skip it, but everyone on the forum hates you for cheating.

I wish I could get PhotoShop for my computer.

Granted, but you forgot how to use it .

I wish I get to see more smileys here on the forum.

Granted, but.....
 
They don't like you!

I wish that torrents were 110% legal so I didn't feel so bad 

Granted, but percentages cannot exceed 100, thus creating a paradox that de-grants the wish.

Granted, but percentages cannot exceed 100, thus creating a paradox that de-grants the wish.

I wish straightflame would make a wish.

Granted. I wish Evil would be in the bottomless pit of darkness that is the afterlife, where evil shadowy clones of all forum members torture him until he hits the bottom of this 1337 pit of darkness, bringing him back to life again.

(yeah... corrupting Evil's 'wish' in a situation like this is unnecessary and stupid so deal with it)

*cough*

You're supposed to make a wish...

*cough*

You're supposed to make a wish...

*cough*

Granted. I wish Evil would be in the bottomless pit of darkness that is the afterlife, where evil shadowy clones of all forum members torture him until he hits the bottom of this 1337 pit of darkness, bringing him back to life again.

Granted, but you accidentaly fall there too.

I wish neither SF,Evil nor me were in the Pit of darkness.

Granted. You are in the pit of MOAR DARKNESS.

I wish the word moar was in the dictionary.

Granted, but now you are in the dictionary. I don't even know how that works.

I wish I could double post.

Granted, but everyone hates you for doing so.

I wish for pizza-pie.

Granted, but everyone hates you for doing so.

I wish for pizza-pie.

SCREENCAP'D FOR EPICNESS. to you, my friend.