Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, i wish StraightFlame would make a wish.So your statement repeats itself in a paradox.

I wish i dont were the moon.

Granted, but your bad grammar accidentally the sun.
I wish my iDog didn't sit up randomly for no reason.

granted. you update your iDog to the v1600.9 so now it never sits up, just yips. constantly. 24/7.

i wish it would stop raining in southern california.

granted. you update your iDog to the v1600.9 so now it never sits up, just yips. constantly. 24/7.

i wish it would stop raining in southern california.

Granted. Now it's constantly raining in northern California, and, because I live in northern California, I get mad and come down there to kill you.
I wish I didn't go to jail for killing theiza.

Granted, you now have the problem of a dead body on your hands and live the rest of your life in fear of the police.

I wish for no ill effects to come of the wish five wishes down from this one.

Granted. But YOU won't make that wish.

I wish I was gr8 at makin DS Homebrew

Granted, but you start using hacks on Wi-Fi and get banned for life.

I wish I knew how to make a DSi app (or whatever you call them).

Granted, you now know how to make applications suitable for DSI. Unfortunately their skills are much higher so they don't need anything you make.

I wish I got a promotion at work.

Granted, you now know how to make applications suitable for DSI. Unfortunately their skills are much higher so they don't need anything you make.

I wish I got a promotion at work.

Granted; unfortunately, you crack under the pressure of your new job and get fired.


I wish I was better at a children's card game.

Granted, but then you lose a game and have to take an extremely dramatic "Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-lost-a-childrens-card-game" pose.

I wish my driveway would magically clear itself of snow, so that I don't have to shovel it.

Granted, but then you lose a game and have to take an extremely dramatic "Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-lost-a-childrens-card-game" pose.

I wish my driveway would magically clear itself of snow, so that I don't have to shovel it.

Granted, it does just that. But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through. With moar snow.
I wish I didn't almost forget a wish.

But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through.

I already live there.

Quote from: Pumpkinbot on February 11, 2010, 15:47:49

But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through.

I already live there.

...Oh...TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2

I wish I didn't almost forget a wish.

Granted. you completely forget the wish. so i dint granted it at all... PARADOX!

I wish we neither have a APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!! a TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2
 or a PARADOX!

Granted, you neither have a paradox. Neither what? TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2

I wish for a fish to kapish into shish-kabab.

Granted, you neither have a paradox. Neither what? TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2

I wish for a fish to kapish into shish-kabab.

Granted, but your fish splished it's shish-kabab, so now I'm killed for ruining another potentially epic response.
I wish that this was Sparta.