Corrupt-a-Wish

Quote from: kaizoman666 on January 20, 2010, 00:12:54

Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.

I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.

Granted but you get an F For Plagiarism

I wish global warming ended

Actually, Douglas Adams wrote so well when he was in high school, the teachers thought he was plagiarizing. xD
Anyway, global warming has ended. We've all drowned.
I wish people would post very specific wishes.

Granted, but they become so specific that you can find any way to corrupt them.

I wish I had a completely normal orange, that did nothing to me (nor did anything else), and no person, place, or thing was damaged, destroyed, or harmed in anyway possible because of my wish.

Granted, but Dr. Clich(e accent aigue) steals it.

I wish I had Dr. Cliché's orange.

Granted, but Dr.Cliché kill you with his Gigant Space Eel

I wish that we can haz wish

Granted, but Dr.Cliché kill you with his Gigant Space Eel

We can haz wish?

Granted. We can haz followin wish:

I wish Firecat spontaneously combust.

Granted. We can haz followin wish:

I wish Firecat spontaneously combust.

Granted, but since Firecat is, essentially, a flaming cat, your wish doesn't really do much.
I wish for a qwerty birdy.

Granted but you turn to a sexy version of jessica alba, and we forced you to stand on a water fountain naked, while holding a tennis racket on your mouth, while having water flow over you

I wish I can be smarticle

Wish granted, but since "smart Evil" somehow ends up being an oxymoron, people start making fun of you.

I wish I had a _____.

I wish I had a _____.

Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.

Granted. You look like quite the cool, clever guy, even with your pants down. Unfrotunately, the downed pants still hinder your walkage.

I wish I could find some Polyphonic Spree songs in a better audio format.

I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.

You had to put that song back in my head.

Granted, unfortunately, the audio format is just too awesome for your listening device, which explodes, creating a rip in the time-space continuum, which get large enough to swallow your whole city, taking you along with it, and you end up three hundred years ago, on Mars, and your head implodes from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could get "Pants on the Ground" out of my head.

Granted, but now music has died out.  What was once an art, is now history.
*wishes to have a good idea for a knytt stories level that he won't burn out of*

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks its good. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.

I wish I had all your base.



On a side note...

Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.

Since when do blanks kill?

On a side note...

Quote from: Pumpkinbot on January 23, 2010, 05:04:02

Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.

Since when do blanks kill?

I didn't say they did. But they probably scared you!

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks its good. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.

I wish I had all your base.

Granted. All your base are belong to Kaizo. *hands you a noob member called "base2821"* He's you're responsibility now.
I wish that I could find a sentence for the Anagram Game for "CHEEZBURGER".