Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it starts to lag horribly because of the 1653 members that log on at the exact same time.

I wish for something good.

Granted, but it's just good. Not great or anything, you know?

I wish I didn't have this portfolio thing due tomorrow.

Granted. It's due at 11:59 P.M. today.

I wish I wish I had some fish.

Granted. But as you said 'i wish' two times, you didn't get a fish and keep wishing for a fish.

I wish for everything to perfectly rhyme,
because that would be now the third time

Granted, but it comes at the cost of going back in medieval times, when rhymes were actually sweated.
*proceeds to wish he could release a zombie apocalypse at will*

Granted, but they happen to be Nazi zombies. The zombies soon begin to think that you are Jewish, and kill you (okay, sorry about that joke).

I wish you wouldn't critizise me for making a Nazi joke.

Granted, but they happen to be Nazi zombies. The zombies soon begin to think that you are Jewish, and kill you (okay, sorry about that joke).

I wish you wouldn't critizise me for making a Nazi joke.

Granted. Instead, I say "You're criticized for making a bad Nazi joke," and the cliche-ness of that response makes your brain implode.
I wish ich sprachen Deutsche. Fluently, plz.

Granted, but you can't speak English anymore. And since the Official Forum Rules state you HAVE to speak English, you may never come back here again.

I wish i knew whether the 'rules' tag is allowed to be used by me or not, since i used it in this post.
(The tag i mentioned pops up a link, and if you hold your cursor on it, it says 'Oh boy, we HAD to post this link again.')

Granted, you can't use it. You are banned for doing it anyway.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.......

I wish to wish for wishy wishes.

Granted, but you also get corrupted corrupted corruption.

I wish I hadz a mudkipz. Cuz I likez mudkipz.

Granted, but it simply would not obey you.

*wishes to be capable of being giant*

Granted. Unfortunately your head permeates the upper atmosphere, and you get sucked into the never ending void of space.

I wish I had some fully-juiced batteries.

Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.

I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.

Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.

I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.

Granted but you get an F For Plagiarism

I wish global warming ended