Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #330 on: January 11, 2010, 02:20:42 »
Granted, but you start to dislike your Door, and decide to walk outside. Unfortunatly, due to the lack of excersise from Door overuse, you immediatly collapse. No one finds you, since they're too busy using the doors, and you die in the cold temperatures outside (assuming you live somewhere where it is Winter).

I wish Firecat would stop referencing his references to his posts.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2010, 21:16:33 by kaizoman666 »
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #331 on: January 11, 2010, 13:31:18 »
(assuming you live somewhere where it is Winter)
Actually, im in summer  :P
Granted,but you cant stop clicking this link thinking that you will found something interesing.You die from hunger

I wish that we stop referencing other forumgames
« Last Edit: January 11, 2010, 19:35:43 by Firecat »
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #332 on: January 11, 2010, 21:25:26 »
Since you just didn't just reference another forumgame, the wish is somehow invalid and and a frozen spaceship rams into you, and soon explodes due to the heat from where you live.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #333 on: January 12, 2010, 01:20:49 »
Wish?
Lurk more.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #334 on: January 12, 2010, 01:59:35 »
Oh yeah, I wish we would stop linking our posts to other semirelevent subjects.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #335 on: January 12, 2010, 20:11:40 »
Granted, but you spontaneously combust.
I wish people would use random (like the one i just used) corruptions more, because since we keep using predictable corruptions, more unexpected answers will be funnier.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #336 on: January 12, 2010, 21:07:52 »
Granted, but a gigant spoon hits your head and you die from brain damage :D

I wish i dont get hit by something random
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #337 on: January 12, 2010, 22:29:19 »
Granted, but you hit something that was full of spikes and become a shish-kebab.
I wish I was an evil footface demon.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #338 on: January 13, 2010, 00:47:23 »
Granted, but you hit something that was full of spikes and become a shish-kebab.
I wish I was an evil footface demon.
Granted. You are now a demon with a foot as a face. Because your face is a foot, you have no nose or mouth to breathe with, so you die.
I wish that I didn't know about The Game. I'm losing it quite a bit. D:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #339 on: January 13, 2010, 01:28:44 »
Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.

I wish I knew how to code ASM (as I've been needing to use it a lot lately).
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #340 on: January 13, 2010, 02:46:30 »
Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #341 on: January 13, 2010, 04:42:20 »
I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed.
Um... Its already there.^

(Oh, hey, I probably added it while you were typing. Our posts were only 19 seconds apart)

ah, ok. my bad for the premature eja--- i mean demand. :)


Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.

I wish I knew how to code ASM (as I've been needing to use it a lot lately).

granted. seeing as how i have no idea what asm is... wait, unless its what Google told me it was... then in that case there is no longer an American Society for Microbiology... only American MACRObiology Society... so now you have to know how to code AMS.

i wish cheez-its had zero carbs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #342 on: January 13, 2010, 22:13:30 »
Granted, but the cheez is made out of thin air.  (bummer)

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I wish for three uncorruptable universal wishes!  (I'm expecting it to fail somehow.)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #343 on: January 13, 2010, 22:19:18 »
granted. seeing as how i have no idea what asm is... wait, unless its what Google told me it was... then in that case there is no longer an American Society for Microbiology... only American MACRObiology Society... so now you have to know how to code AMS.
ASM is short for Assembler. Its a low level programming code used by a CPU.

Anyway, wish granted. You get the following wishes granted:
1. I wish I could die.
2. I wish I could drink poison and die.
3. I wish I could drink beer with poison and die.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a etc.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #344 on: January 13, 2010, 22:28:54 »
Granted, you recive a ''Etc'' in your 25th wish.Whatever a ''Etc'' is'.

I wish that #Niffchat were more active
« Last Edit: January 13, 2010, 22:45:22 by Firecat »
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.