Corrupt-a-Wish

It's not Sprunkel. It's Sprünkel. Sprünkeldünkel, to be exact.

[offtopic]Yeah, well I don't have a "ü" key on my keyboard. And that's gonna be a problem when I learn German this next semester. German Internets, here I come![/offtopic]

granted. your sister's alarm clock never goes off. ever again. so she becomes late for her appointment to pick up her birth control, which results in her becoming pregnant with quadruplets, which you of course have to be the permanent babysitters for for the next 13 years of your life.

i wish people hadn't picked on me so much in mafia.

Gran-- wait, you don't even play Mafia!
(i KNOW you do, but i had to corrupt it in SOME way.)

I wish i would be able to join Mafia 9.

Wait, you aren't able to join Mafia 9? [/offtopic]

Granted, you join Mafia 9. Unfortunatly, you are lynched the first day.

I wish I could control time.

I hope you don't mind this offtopicness, but i can't because it hasn't started yet.

Granted, you control time. The FBI finds you and dissects you and removes several pieces of your brain tissue, an arm, and 3 toes. You live a miserable life in an anti-time controlling chamber.

I wish that this was a wish.

Granted. It's a wish to lose all your money.

I wish my cell phone would work only at my command.

Granted, but it also reads your mind, and calls any person you think about.

I wish I could control time, but no one else knew.

Granted. It's a wish to lose all your money.

Then wouldn't you have to corrupt that wish?

Anyway, granted. You can now go forward in time. You can't go backwards.
I wish Kaizoman's next wish wasn't going to be something about time travel.

Granted. It will not be about controlling time like Dialga does, but about controlling space. Like Palkia does.

I wish my goddamn spaceship would actually work.

Granted,you also go to the sun and retrieve a part of it. In your way back something goes wrong and you end up crashing in a incinerator
I wish my new notebook ''mouse'' weren't so sensible to clicks.

Granted, but since we're refferencing other forum games, your computer "accidentally" gets flung by a catapult into a skyscraper.

I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed.

Kaizo- can we get a wish?

I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed.

Um... Its already there.^

(Oh, hey, I probably added it while you were typing. Our posts were only 19 seconds apart)

Granted, but the skyscrapper fells over you

I wish that i could have a Door

_{(And yeah, my posts have a bit of sci-fi references lastly)}