Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but now they're called spamanimals.

I wish winter vacation was longer.

Granted, it lasts all year long and the entire Earth's population never advances in any way.

I wish I had some delicious, completely edible, non-toxic, sugar free, banana-type cake.

Granted, but it's expired since 1578 AD No, wait, BC is more LOLish.

I wish i was StraightFlame.

Granted, you are now a straight flame. Unfortunatly, you fly right into a waterfall and die.

I wish my name didn't actually mean "reconstructed man".

Granted, you are now a straight flame. Unfortunatly, you fly right into a waterfall and die.

I wish my name didn't actually mean "reconstructed man".

Granted. Your name is now "SpamBotElite" and you are banned on sight.

I wish Roblox's editor didn't fail at life.

Granted, but you aren't him.

I wish kaizoman666 was kaizoman666.

Granted, I'm back to Kaizoman666. However, this was after I spammed your inbox with random messages. (Also, I said I wish my name didn't MEAN reconstructed man, not that I wanted a name change).

I wish StraightFlame was DiagonalFlame.

Granted:

...but now your statement repeats itself and the universe implodes.

I wish I could find a good free pixel animation/gif maker tool

Granted, but you will have to pay an insane amount of money to get it.

I wish my name was Com-B. (If you don't get it, Com-B (Combee) is my favourite Pokemon's name.)

Edit: Crud! It had to be FREE! Why didn't anyone te-- yeah... That wud be against the rules of this game.

Granted. Your name is now Com-B. However, the shadow government doesn't like you pretending to be something you're not (i.e. a Combee) so you are sent to jail. In Soviet Russia. And there's no heating system.

I wish I had a lollercopter, lollercoaster, and a pair of lollerskates.

Granted, but you crash into a roflcopter while in your lollercopter and die.

I wish I could make my face look like this:

Granted. But i have to warn you this wish has a side-effect: You can't stop awsum-smiling. I'm not perfect, y'see?

Edit: Forgot wish again... again...

I wish i had a Sprunkelbox 2XX so i could play NightSky.

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Next time i will wish i won't keep forgetting wishes and ''Have You Ever'' questions.
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Granted. But i have to warn you this wish has a side-effect: You can't stop awsum-smiling. I'm not perfect, y'see?

Edit: Forgot wish again... again...

I wish i had a Sprunkelbox 2XX so i could play NightSky.

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Next time i will wish i won't keep forgetting wishes and ''Have You Ever'' questions.
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Granted. You find out that Sprunkel is a type of Ukrainian cereal, so you get an empty box of Sprunkel cereal. You don't know how to plug in the controller, though

I wish Sprunkel was a cereal.

It's not Sprunkel. It's Sprünkel. Sprünkeldünkel, to be exact.

Granted! You receive a box in the mail. It's delicious and you eat it all right away. Unfortunately, that was the only box that was and ever will be made of Sprünkel Cereal.

I wish I had the Advanced SprünkelConsole 20XX Extreme Elite Version so I could play NightSky. (If any of you remember Nifflas's post a long, long time ago, saying that all his new games would be for this obscure thing.)

Granted. But you haven't got NightSky.

I wish i would stop forgetting my wishes and ''Have you ever'' question, because the ''Have you ever?'' topic was bored to death by me. An entire page!