Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You will now never have a side effect from taking Advil. (Oh, non-specifications, how I love thee...)

I wish that I was better at uprooting information.

Granted. You will now never have a side effect from taking Advil. (Oh, non-specifications, how I love thee...)

I wish that I was better at uprooting information.

Granted. You can now take whole trees out of the ground to study them (if you were strong enough).

I wish that I could see in the dark.

Granted: You get a ton of carrots.
I wish i had a Shinx and a Combee (Yep, i meant those fourth generation Pokemon)

Granted, but they die from being in the real world.

I wish that I could fdghsdklfjghl0 3086034w-trjgo25645yu890gjktjg225y6845u!

granted but you got arrested by the fbi for illegal activities

I wish I could fly

Granted, you can fly 1cm far in any direction except for up.

I wish my Shinx and Combee weren't dead.

Granted, they come back as zombies and eat your brain.

I wish there was no war in the world.

Granted, but the fact that my pets ate me is just fine with me.

I wish i-- Wait a sec, if i am eaten, how could i wish for that to be undone? Anyways, you may have noticed what i was about to wish: I wish i am alive.

You burst out of your pet(s)' stomach, (with absolutely no blood or gore, by the way), totally alive. But your pets are dead. Good going.

I wish for a MILLION WISHES!

I wish for some non-toxic, delicious pie.

Here ya go. Lol, now i am gonna quote something at the moment it is said. Which is weird...

Pretty nice. My favourite. Non-Toxic. Pretty nice so far.
*eats pie* Nice. No spontaneously combusting or something. But the pie needs just a little more sugar, StraightFl--
THE PIE NEEDS MORE SUGAR!? DAMN YOU STRAIGHTFLAME!

I wish i could fight using pyro-- wait, i already can. But it mostly harms me.
I wish for some fireproof whatever you can think of.
(this could also be corrupted by the fact that my pets already have been dead since i got them, and in this kind of situation i like the fact that they exploded)

You get a fireproof suit but it is very uncomfortable.

I wish people would play my forum gamers more, instead of this.

Wish granted, but all they end up posting is, "SPAM SPAM SPAMMY SPAM, SPAMMIDY SPAM SPAM SPAM."

I wish that this forum had more hidden emoticons.

Granted. They hid all emoticons.

I wish you didn't post right before me.

Granted, he posted right in-front of you.

I wish that a system file's page file could be opened.

Granted: You get a ton of carrots.
I wish i had a Shinx and a Combee (Yep, i meant those fourth generation Pokemon)

Greanted, but sence I have bad speling, I give you a sphinx and a comb.

I wish i cud spel.