Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #255 on: December 30, 2009, 20:20:05 »
Granted. They make a version of Level Up! for PS3. It is now an offline-game reference.

I wish for a gravity gun and a portal gun that both work perfectly.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #256 on: December 30, 2009, 20:27:54 »
Spoiler: If you don't get it (click to show/hide)
Here, take a  :pop: as a archivement \o/.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #257 on: December 30, 2009, 21:31:28 »
Granted, you get a working gravity gun and portal gun, but you accidentally teleport yourself into a trash compacter, where you get crushed into a little square.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #258 on: December 30, 2009, 22:12:07 »
granted,its an arsenic cookie.

I wish i did an online game reference.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #259 on: December 30, 2009, 23:06:00 »
granted,its an arsenic cookie.

I wish i did an online game reference.
Granted, but, since you already did (with the arsenic cookie AND with Level Up!), you cause a paradox that starts World War V. :facepalm:

I wish there was a :facepalm: emote.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #260 on: December 30, 2009, 23:18:43 »
Lurk more.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #261 on: December 30, 2009, 23:35:14 »
Granted but because...
There is.. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=429.msg11865#msg11865
Another paradox its created that makes a paradox that destroys the universe


I wish that the universe is rebuilded again
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #262 on: December 31, 2009, 03:56:40 »
Granted, but you aren't in it. You are currently floating through the blackness of space outside the universe, bored out of your mind because you can't move back in.

I wish my new computer didn't break already because of a bad Windows Update.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #263 on: December 31, 2009, 04:07:01 »
Done. It breaks because of an Apple update that somehow got in there.

I wish for awexmoesauce to become a commonly used word in the English and German languages.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #264 on: December 31, 2009, 04:49:05 »
Granted. Everyone you know now uses it ALL THE TIME and it annoys you to no end, so now you despise the word.

I wish I could stay awake indefinitely without ill effects.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #265 on: December 31, 2009, 16:28:29 »
Granted, but your ability disapears after 3 years, which you then break down and die due to a lack of energy.  C)p

I wish I don't have to wait 3 hours for tech support while I try to fix the computer mentioned in my previous wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #266 on: December 31, 2009, 16:53:09 »
Granted. You have to wait 3 years. Wait a sec, i want more 'dun dun DAAH' effect in it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #267 on: December 31, 2009, 17:44:01 »
Wish granted, but you can't stop clicking it for the rest of your life (also, you really like buttons, don't you).

I wish I didn't have a seizure inducing background for my old computer.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #268 on: December 31, 2009, 18:52:21 »
Granted. You now have a terminal heart attack inducing background.

I wish that the internet was fun again. It seems really boring lately, you know, sort of devoid of content. :(


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #269 on: December 31, 2009, 19:14:41 »
Granted. Which you don't play anyways.
You screwed it up real good...

I wish for all side-effects to be undone.