Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but nobody plays your levels

I wish it was sunny outside

Granted. The sun experiences a giant solar flare that roasts the entire planet.

I wish that I could play EVEN MOAR Tetris.

You play so long you get the Tetris effect, and it gives you brain damage. Later a hemorrhage forms and kills you.

I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener.

You play so long you get the Tetris effect, and it gives you brain damage. Later a hemorrhage forms and kills you.

I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener.

Granted. You are now a dachshund.
I wish that Green Day's earlier songs didn't all sound the same/similar. (Nimrod and back.)

Granted, but the green day's later songs hear the same/similiar.
I wish i got full version of Saira.

Granted. You, too, spend all your money on buying a crappy illegal version for Famicom.

Granted. You, too, spend all your money on buying a crappy illegal version for Famicom.

ERROR 3.14:no wish detected.

Crud! An error 404 in my wish (it isnt a 314 but a 404).

I wish i had incredible h4xx0r skillz.

Crud! An error 404 in my wish (it isnt a 314 but a 404).

I think 3.14 referring to an approximmation of pi.

If you didnt notice yet, i KNOW that.

Then there was no need to make a correction. Besides, 404 isn't necessarily the error code for wish absence.

AHEM! Granted (StraightFlame haz 1337 h4x0r sk1llz), but you get caught by the FBI and are mistaken to be a [insert country here] spy, launching us into World War III.
While we're on the subject of nuclear holocaust, I wish all the Internets I have in my Internetometer were real Internets.

Granted, but they are all parallel to each other. Meaning that there are 14 Nifflas forums and you dont know which one is the real one.

I wish World War III ended (if you are confused, look at the reply above this one)

Granted, but instanly World War IV start due to another country having different shape of windows.

I wish that i could access to the old forum

Granted, you can now access one of the oldest forums on the internet. You had to wish for access to Nifflas' old forum.

Instanly World War IV start due to another country having different shape of windows.

I wish Firecat didn't make an online game reference. Wait, if he didn't, i wish i could get infinite coins at www.habbo.be (Um... that is the Dutch Habbo Hotel)