Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but all meant ALL of your body.  Should've specified.
I wish I could make excellent knytt stories levels like I used to before forum kaboom.

Granted, you make a awesome KS level, but before you could post it the forum goes kaboom for the third(?) time.

I wish nobody could notice that my avatar changes

Granted, but then why the crap does it change if no one notices? 

I wish I had a rainbow pegasus. 

Granted, but it's actually the embodiment of evil.

I wish I had some cinnamon Stride.

Granted, however, you accidentally chew your tongue off after zoning out about how delicious it is.


I wish I could finish reading my book.

Granted, it ends with everyone dieing, your not pleasured of this. *Insert book flying from window here*

I wish the forum were more active

Granted. Hundreds of spambots increase forum activity to the point of server crash.

I wish I'd be more skilled at art and music.

granted, but you are less skilled in stuff you do best.

i wish for SRB2 to be done.

Granted, but you have to pay $100 for the finished version

I wish that I can have 500 more wishes

Granted, but all wishes get corrupted.

I wish my fish wasn't drunk so I could get it out of the oven.

Granted, but now the hish got even MOAR frish on its plish so now it is more drunk than ever your fish is no longer a dish so kaptish it would shish.

I wish for some cheese. For real this time.

Granted. its poisoned.
i wish for my scroll im my mouse wasnt broken

Granted. its poisoned.
i wish for my scroll im my mouse wasnt broken

Granted. Now the ball/laser tracker/whatever moves it is broken.
I wish I knew who invented math.

Granted. You are teleported back six hundred thousand years to the time of the neanderthal. There, you meet the first mathematician. Unfortunately, you can't get back.

I wish for a wish uncorrupter.

Granted, but it corrupts.
I wish for Uber pro master KS level making skills!