Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. But they're all stapled shut because you were randomly selected by your government to take part in the new "Mouth Staples Diet."

I wish all the non dessert foods I ate were covered in masago.

Granted. But they're all stapled shut because you were randomly selected by your government to take part in the new "Mouth Staples Diet."

I wish all the non dessert foods I ate were covered in masago.

Granted. but, because I have no idea what masago is, I lost the game.

I wish I won the game.

Granted, but you'll never know that you are winning, because then you'd lose.

I wish the game didn't exist.

Granted, but you'll never know that you are winning, because then you'd lose.

I wish the game didn't exist.

Blasphemy!
Sorry, go ahead.

Granted... The Game, which i just lost, doesn't exist anymore. All other games, DO exist.

I wish i were the moon.

Granted, but because Razzorman its already a moon, you collide with him and both got destroyed

I wish that my brother stop spying my posts.

Granted, but i started to spy your posts. Thanks for the 'Running all the way' KS level.

Seriously, i can't stop, and therefore i am gonna type the following sentence: I wish i could STOP!

Oh, and P.S. Firecat, did you notice i gave you a Sloganizer Slogan?

Oh, and P.S. Firecat, did you notice i gave you a Sloganizer Slogan?

Not until now, i should visit that topic more :U.

It said 'Firecat is better than chocolate' right now 

Moving on with the game...

Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die.

I wish I had a pizza.

Moving on with the game...

Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted. It's got alien sausage on it, which is toxic to all organic life forms on Earth and it kills off all plants and animals.
I wish I could make a badass first-person shooter.

(P.S. Firecat, your sloganizer just said "Firecat, better than sex."  )

Sorry, it is just uncontrollable. Mine once said 'Since 1985' while it was supposed to be 'Since 1997'.   Anyways,

Granted, but since i wished i could stop, i am still alive, and hid a link to www.losethegame.com in the pizza. As you eat it, it goes to your mind somehow, and you can't stop thinking about that website. And if anyone thinks about it, they gotta yell 'I just lost the Game' towards random people. So as you never disobeyed a game's rules (i guess, or else it just will be a side effect) people think you are crazy. And, eh, two more things: I already stopped spying Firecat's posts, and i just lost the Game! Damn you P-Bot! Eh, i mean Pumpkinbot...

Granted, but since you replied before me, i take revenge on you by erasing all Counter-Strike related data i can find on your computer AND in your mind. You accidentally/coincidentially create a game so similar to Counter-Strike that it doesn't seem a coincidence. Enjoy staying in jail for a loooooooooooooong time. I can't believe i am just that cruel 

I wish New Choose your Own Adventure would be more popular. I want it so much that i even posted a link to it here, and in my signature (thanks to Evil for the signature idea)!

Granted, but everyone makes stupid posts and the game is ruined.

I wish Farik would finish Sputzna.

Granted,it haves 10 wallswims, 5 voids, 20 SGE´s and a bug that dont let you end the game.

I wish that i could live in a colony in mars.