Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You turn into a balloon, fly into the upper atmosphere, and pop.

EWPS.

I wish I had a really cool middle name.

Granted.  Exp HP is your middle name. 

I wish I was this guy:

Granted. Enjoy the rest of your life unable to stop grinning and stuck in Nifflas forum.

I wish this quote was true...

Dare not underestimate me
for all failure comes from my hand
Dare not kill me
for all haunts come from my mind
Above all, dare not insult me
for all fate comes from my report tool

Granted, you say said quote on Roblox and people think that you are a complete nerd.

I wish I knew how to make games like Nifflas does.

Granted. Your uncanny ability to make marvelous games results in Nicalis abducting you and forcing you to make games for a living. Because of your servitude, the quality of your games rapidly deteriorates. To account for any loses, Nicalis sells your house and puts you out on the street. (Not saying this has or will happen to you, Nifflas, lol.)

I wish Nifflas didn't have to temporarily move the forum.

wth! i didn't even know that! ugh 

anyways... Granted. He doesn't temporarily move it, he permanently moves it... to Estonia where they have no internet connection and the forum only has a single member, Nifflas.


I wish this headache would go away.

Granted! Your headache is now replaced with a concussion.

I wish I could figure out how to use the Saira level editor.

Granted. You figured out how to use the Saira level by studying the documentation. Then you find out that you don't have all the tools and this wish will prevent you from ever getting them.

I wish it would start snowing again. I like snow!

Granted. It's snowing like crazy, but it's all grey and smells really bad, because industrial gases in the upper atmosphere polluted the snow severely. It is quickly classified as biohazard, so authorities order a lockdown of your entire area until hazmat teams clean up the dangerous waste. 

I wish I could get lots of money from the things I like to do.

Granted. Next time you play Monopoly, you will win with a huge amount of 'money'.

Yeah, so i got the power to decide all failures and control all NPCs on Roblox.

Dare not underestimate me
for all failure comes from my hand
Dare not kill me
for all haunts come from my mind
Above all, dare not insult me
for all fate comes from my report tool

But i wish some respect.

Granted, you say said quote on Roblox and people think that you are a complete nerd.

P.S. If they think so, i'll just report 'em.

If it stops the game from running, then i can just wish Kaizoman666's signature wasn't so Kaizo-ish. Respect, less Kaizo-ish signature, your choice.

('Kaizo' can be translated as 'Asshole' and it has something to do with hacking a game (in this case it is Super Mario World) so that it becomes very hard and average people cant beat it within 10 minutes because they EVEN die when they beat the level)

Wish granted, but now my signature has a picture of you saying, "I suck!"  

I wish that it rained chocolate.

If it stops the game from running, then i can just wish Kaizoman666's signature wasn't so Kaizo-ish. Respect, less Kaizo-ish signature, your choice.

('Kaizo' can be translated as 'Asshole' and it has something to do with hacking a game (in this case it is Super Mario World) so that it becomes very hard and average people cant beat it within 10 minutes because they EVEN die when they beat the level)

Um... 'Kaizo' doesn't mean 'Asshole'. It means 'Reconstructed'. So technically, I'm the reconstructed man. (Also, whats wrong with a Kaizo-ish signature?)

Granted. All the chocolates that rain down have brussel sprout centers except in november and december, when it has yam centers.


I wish that me and my boyfriend come across something awesome to do for new year's eve.

Granted. All the chocolates that rain down have brussel sprout centers except in november and december, when it has yam centers.


I wish that me and my boyfriend come across something awesome to do for new year's eve.

Granted. You two decide to try to divide by zero. This destroys the universe.
I wish that I could divide by negative zero.

Granted. You divide 0 by -0. 

I wish I could find the square root of -16.