Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Your machine ate all the clothes to power itself so now you have no clothes 

I wish that pop quizzes didn't exist.

Granted. Welcome to pop-exams! Instead of unannounced short quizzes, now you've got unannounced hour-long tests that make up 40% of the total grade.

I wish people could just travel to any country without having to have visas, passports and border control.

Granted. Terrorists and mafias can now easily infiltrate any country and spread chaos and destruction.

I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!

Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)

I wish it was Christmas today.

Granted, but you don't get any presents because no one had bought any gifts yet.

I wish pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was a shorter word.

Granted. It is now pneu. However, you soon catch pneumonia and are misdiagnosed. They give you the treatment for pneu instead and the treatment involves jarring needles into your brain.

I wish that Green Day had another album out that is acclaimed to be better than the Beatles.

run: offtopic.exe

I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!

Quote from: Razzorman on December 15, 2009, 17:19:07

Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)

You, sir, with the Internet.
But because I don't have a spare one on me, here's a .
close:offtopic.exe

Granted. But one day afterward the Beatles get resurrected and make the BEST ALBUM EVAR!
Just to settle the score.

I wish I knew how to program in every language and engine. (WaDF Mod, anyone?)

Granted, but now you can't get away from using your knowledge to help every single user on StackOverflow.

I wish I had a Christmas List.

You get a Christmas list. There isn't anything nice on it.

I wish for a peanut. (doesn't all need to be exorbitant)

Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

granted but each wish you wish for has something bad happening

i wish full version of saira was free

Granted. But Nifflas gets poor and can't make games anymore.

I wish the next person wishes something.

Granted, but that wish is stupid.

I wish that 1+1 is not 2 but 31.

Granted, but now math becomes even more confusing then it already was.

I wish /awsome/ wouldn't stare into my soul.

Granted. Your soul becomes lonely and eventually rips its way out of your chest to try to make new friends.

I wish I could fly!