Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #105 on: December 12, 2009, 03:46:34 »
Your wish is granted... not your wsh ;). But because of your attempt to throw a paradox into this game you are kicked out of the game.

I wish that more people played this game while i'm online.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #106 on: December 12, 2009, 04:04:47 »
Granted. Sooo many people play it when you're online that someone always posts a response before you can.

I wish there was something for dinner in this house better than peanut butter and honey sandwiches.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #107 on: December 12, 2009, 04:21:56 »
Granted. There are now honey and Nutella sandwiches in your house. C)p Except you're too full to eat them.

I wish the Saira store would let me buy a code without having to buy the code for a friend also. (Stupid store bug.)


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #108 on: December 12, 2009, 11:40:27 »
Granted, miraculously the option now works, and gives you just one code instead of two. The price however changed from $17 for two licenses to $115 for one license.

I wish I didn't had to go to work next week.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #109 on: December 12, 2009, 18:42:07 »
Granted. You won't go to work 'cus you're magically in house arrest for the rest of your life.
Which btw, isn't that great.

I wish for peace and tranquility to flow throughout the world. A world were everyone is happy and everything works out perfectly.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #110 on: December 12, 2009, 19:52:46 »
Granted. You won't go to work 'cus you're magically in house arrest for the rest of your life.
Which btw, isn't that great.

I wish for peace and tranquility to flow throughout the world. A world were everyone is happy and everything works out perfectly.

Granted. Everyone now loves eachother while aliens invade Earth.
I wish I could understand what my dream was about last night...
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #111 on: December 12, 2009, 20:35:08 »
Granted. It's all clear now. Your dream foretells of an impending atomic destruction.

I wish I could find someone to split the Saira price with.
Lurk more.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #112 on: December 12, 2009, 21:32:27 »
Granted. You find a random stranger from the forum to split the price with you but now this person found out your address and your telephone number and wants to be your BFF and won't stop stalking you.

I wish I had something delicious to eat.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #113 on: December 12, 2009, 22:30:30 »
Granted. You have hundred delicious carrots for beverage. Your rabbit is very fund of it. Unfortunately, you can't stand carrots due to an allergy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #114 on: December 12, 2009, 23:23:45 »
Granted. Now everyone thinks you are a freak and scientists will kidnap and study you for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew all there is to know about mathmatics and physics.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #115 on: December 12, 2009, 23:28:27 »
Granted. You can now move anything lighter than 0.5 milligram roughly 2.5 mm in any direction except for up.
Darn you, PONTO. :P
Granted. Your brain cannot hold all of the information without erasing everything else, and since your wished for it, the science info can't be replaced by new memories.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #116 on: December 12, 2009, 23:58:34 »
Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.

I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #117 on: December 13, 2009, 03:35:36 »
Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.

I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.
Granted. It's a wallswim- and void- riddled level that the creator spent 5 minutes on.

I wish that Rammstein wasn't banned from performing in the U.S.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #118 on: December 13, 2009, 12:32:02 »
Granted. They are now allowed to play in the U.S., but no one is allowed to see them while they're in the U.S.

I wish I had another pair of hands to help me out doing stuff in my house.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #119 on: December 13, 2009, 12:40:08 »
Granted. Two tiny hands, around 1mm in size, spout from your left ear.

I wish I had a fast enough connection to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time.