Corrupt-a-Wish

I wish for world peace.

Granted.  The stressed employees of suddenly empty DisneyWorld are all grateful to you for this unexpected peace and quiet.

I wish I was free.

This is on its way to becoming a flame war.  Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.


I'll start us back up with a wish:

I wish I was a kitty cat.

Granted but you were caught by a bad owner

I wish everyone was mature for once

Quote from: Exp HP on December 09, 2009, 17:56:25

This is on its way to becoming a flame war.  Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.


I'll start us back up with a wish:

I wish I was a kitty cat.

Granted but you were caught by a bad owner

I wish everyone was mature for once

...The hell? *points up* Ya missed a whole page, Hare.

I wish I was free.

Granted. Now people renovating their homes and people needing gardeners and plumbers and random work done... all hire you... at no cost, cuz your free and you have to do it.

I wish i didn't wake up with so much phlegm in my nose when I wake up in the mornings.

Granted. You now wake up with your nose full of sand instead.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cookies.

Granted, but you turn blue and fuzzy.
OM!  NOM!  NOM!


I wish bugs didn't exist.

Granted, but the entire ecosystem collapses because pretty much everything relies on insects in some way. Also, there's no more honey.

I wish Lego Rock Raiders would work on my computer.

(loved that game back in circa 2000.  Less so now.)
Granted, but Explosive Experts now say "Zeeky Boogy Doog" instead of using TNT.

I wish Frogger 3D worked on my computer.  Those were the days...

Granted. Hope you like cars and such things travelling at the speed of light.

I wish i was capable of fighting using pyrokinesis.

Granted, but you accidentally catch yourself on fire.


I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted. <-- This would break the game, so nevermind.

I wish that I didn't have about six hours of homework to do.

Granted. You have ten hours of homework to do \o/

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow, making this a five-day weekend.

Granted, now you have school the rest of the year, including holydays.

Firecat, whats your wish?

Firecat, whats your wish?

Oh, right. I though i forgive something.

I wish i had a 1 Terabyte hard disk.

Granted, it comes with an added gift- a virus that constantly deletes your files!

I wish I had some more cookies.