Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but to make it bigger they had to knock down your favourite park 

i wish that i couuld eat a pie

Granted. But it's a tofu pie with a seaweed crust.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
I wish that this was SPARTA!!!

Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.

What ppl?

Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
I wish that this was SPARTA!!!

Granted. But you are kicked down a big hole in the ground.
I wish I were a little girl. (Cookie if anyone knows where it is from)

Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.

I wish the KnyttLevels.com website was finished.

Quote from: Pumpkinbot on December 08, 2009, 15:50:39

Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.

What ppl?

I'm guessing all of them.

Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.

WTF! Seriously. You think saying wat is offensive. Yet you use the word lesbian as it would be bad for some reason! What kind of admin are you?

Granted. It keeps crashing every 15 minutes though, because of the overload of awesomeness.

I wish I were the moon.

Granted. But obscure online game references are awesome! the girl gets dropped into the water.

Granted. But obscure online game references are awesome! the girl gets dropped into the water.

Wish, plz.

Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.

the game is Corrupt-a-Wish not Corrupt-a-self esteem 

It's a bonus. 

Quote from: LPChip on December 08, 2009, 20:28:37

Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.

WTF! Seriously. You think saying wat is offensive. Yet you use the word lesbian as it would be bad for some reason! What kind of admin are you?

Offensive to who? Real lesbians or, gay haters who don't want to be reminded? Its not like lesbian is a derogative term, and is there really any other word for female homosexual?
You're just pissed because of the wat thing.
By the way, weren't you the one telling people to chill?

_{Posted here because the other topic got licked locked.
Also, stickman should post his wish.}