Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but it pounds you

I wish that wouldn't be edited.

Granted, but it gets deleted by a moderator's hand.  (No offense to any moderators or administrators here.  Just rolling with an uppercut.)
I wish the world was a cute monster girl world!  (I do apologize for this outrageous wish...)

granted but the dirt stains all your white shirts when you accidentally dropped it.

I wish for $1 000 000 000 000 000 000 without any consequences.

Granted, but its just 1$ with a bunch of binary code.

I wish for everyone to go 

Granted, but you go .

I wish i knew why 1 TB is 1024 GB instead of 1000.

Granted, but then you learn about yottabytes.
Seriously, though, its because 1024 is a power of 2, and all binary is based on powers of 2.

I wish for life to be easier.

Granted but it's SO easy you become a ball of brains and tumors.

I wish that I didn't have to wait for Notch to fix SMP before playing it.

Granted, you can now play SMP, but nobody else can because Notch broke it FOREVER.

I wish my Minecraft account were a completely valid paid account by a totally legal way and that nethier I, Notch, Minecraft or someone in this forum gets a drawback for the wish.

Granted, but YOUR PARENTS GET KIDNAPPED MY ALIENZ

I wish for lololololoolololololololololollkololololololi9lolo;loloiol7l9kollolo9l,olillolololoil8,lo8llol'z.

Granted, but seeing how you wished for something that doesn't exist, you created a paradox. Thanks.

I wish that paradoxes weren't so confusing!

Also, whoever replies to this post gets #1,000 reply!

Granted, but they're so easy they FAIL.

I wish for CAKE!

Granted. You get the cake from Portal: IT'S A LIE!


I wish that I had a Paypal account with no money on it.

Granted, but it's the only thing that you can use to pay with now, and all other stuff VANISHES.

I wish for a  face, and a  face.

Granted, but they keep telling knock-knock jokes when you're trying to sleep.

I wish i had the game Tetris Party Deluxe. For DS, preferrably.

Granted, but the blocks fall with such velocity that the blocks they land on break.

I wish for Pi.