Corrupt-a-Wish

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I wish for PIE!

Granted, but the E was corrupted and you got the entire list of digits of PI, and your brain overheats because it is too long.

I wish I had some cool shades.

granted but can't see through your "cool shades"

I wish women liked me (Sigh...)

Granted, but now they like you so much that they stalk you everywhere, take photos of you all day long, and ask for your autograph every time you leave your house.


I wish that this corrupted was not wish.

granted but your uncorrupted wish is "I wish that this wish was not corrupted", which in turn leads to your original wish, to have your dangly bits (i dunno, if you don't have your own these will be provided) taped to a car battery while the car is being struck by lightning, wearing a suit full of radioactive killer bees while at the same time you are being dragged naked across a salt lake at the speed of sound and being forced to marry someone you do not like. (The priest and bride are also travelling at the same speed, but as you are all travelling in a circle their cycles overlap for one minute per hour which means the ceremony lasts several weeks, and the catering is terrible and involves pies being thrown at you). Also, in this universe, pinks are orange instead of pink and they are called "oranges". Meaning we now have "orange juice" for breakfast. WIERD! Also, everyone's memory of this change has just been erased. Also "bicarbonate of soda" and "baking soda" are now identical. Which means that baking is now theoretically impossible.

I wish my wish answers were slightly less convoluted

Granted. but you feel bad.

I wish my wish answers were slightly more convoluted.

Granted, but then you get so convoluted that your head blows up and a giant evil space eel heart turns you pink and purple and blue and makes you vomit. You shake him off with a yak but he runs you over in a car which you vomit on and then a dinosaur attacks you and everything goes crazy and then Purple Pineapple posts the lyrics of Prince of Bel Air for some reason so you go  and your nose becomes cheese and turns into a mouse who eats himself cuz he's cheese and drops a nuke on everyone and now ants go and you get a  because your answer is so long but then it's fake and I get a real one but then yours is real too so you get mad at me and blast me with a machine gun and TNT your guy in whatever PC MMO you play and you get mad again and then LPChip *snip*'s this so it wouldn't be so long.

You wanted convoluted, you get convoluted.

I wish for REALLY convoluted answers.

Granted, this answer is going to be REALLY convoluted: in fact it's so co.....d t.... .. ....ch.. re.....ge.. and t.. ........al co......on, while thi.. ........ ......... ................ So now your b....... ........... and ........ .re ..... p... and ....le ... ..... and m...s you .....t. You .ha.. ... .ff with a ... ... .. ...... . ...... ... ........ and then a ..no....

Then ....vel...g in a .....e th.... ...le. ...... for ... ....te .... ....... ..ich .ea.. un..l the ........... is over.


(Hopefully the rats still didn't chew through the cable all the way, so the int..ne. doesn't d.sco....  while this message is being sent. )



I wish for the greatest .... of .... in the world, ever!!!!

Granted, you get the THREE GIANT BLACK DOTS OF AWESMOE! But they don't do anything.

I wish that people wouldn't think the topic on Warzone 2100 was locked, because it isn't.

Granted but it is so convoluted that nobody can read it without either getting confused or not pay attention to it so nobody can read answers anymore.

I wish my dragon was at level 40

Granted, but everyone else's dragons jump to level 999999999999999999999999999999

I wish that my SUPAH SUCKAH INANETZ YAH! would upgrade itself.

[mod]Don't break the layout on purpose.[/mod]

Granted, but it upgrades itself to the point of taking over your machine.

I wish I was Cruiser Tetron!  (Hero Core)

Granted, but your ship blows up and people don't like you anymore.



I wish for the five giant BLACK DOTS OF AWESMOE THAT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING! 

Granted, you get FIVE GIANT BLACK DOTS OF AWESOME THAT ACTUALLY POISON YOU!

I wish the wishes posted here will no longer get corrupted.

but then a virus kills your wish


i wish for a pound of dirt