Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it fizzy-explodes in yo face.


I wish all the homeless people in the whole world lived in one enormous mansion.

Granted but the mansion was struck by lighting and everything but the homeless was desecrated!

I wish party balls from super smash bros went all over the world and ended world hunger.


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Granted, but they're all bob-omb containing party balls, so... Yeah.

I wish people wouldn't use the word "that" unnecessarily, such as in the phrase "I wish that...".

Granted but now people will have a very hard time explaining certain sentences.
I wish my worst enemy was humiliated in a horrid way

Granted, now he's even MORE angry at you.

I wish for a certain guy named from a certain falling sand game forum to update a certain game.


                                                  ... *Deep breath*

Granted, tehchees from the worst game evah forum updates the crappiest game in existence so it would take 25 years to beat it. and you have to play it and beat it and you are not allowed to cheat or else you need to start over.

I wish a certain person whose username rhymes with Falmonyus gets banned.

One thing.

This is a SAND game I'm talking about. No cheats unless you count modding (adding new stuff and whatnot).

Granted but you get banned once LPChip finds out about the wish (I know who you are talking about).

I wish you could divide by zero without a black hole appearing

Granted, Chuck Norris appears, and promptly removes your face with his foot.


I wish stealing in Oblivion was less easy.

Granted, but a guard appears at your house saying that you must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

I wish my internet don't fell down every minute.

Granted, now it falls down every 59.999999999999999999999999999999999 and so on and so forth seconds.

I wish that picture that guy took of me just after i EPICFAIL!'d will be put on FAIL Blog.

granted but the combination of your username and wish doesn't make your identity secret anymore.

I wish school didn't exist and we learned all the stuff we need by doing nothing.

Granted, but now there is a school of doing nothing, and you are free to do nothing, and nothing else.


I wish I had a lead pipe.

Granted. Enjoy the pipe in your stomach. (P.S.: lead is poisonous.)

I wish for the full version of Mount&Blade Warband.

Granted but an error occured and you spent the money for nothing.

I wish my dragon would be at level 30 already...