Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it's available in every language you can imagine, except for English (and any other language you know).

I wish for more sparkling apple cider.

Granted, but i fed it to my dragon, and gave all apple cider you currently have to my brother's dragon.

I wish that each of the following Dragonadopters users has an infinite amount of all resources (including Dragon Coins):

StraightFlame
CaptainCody5039
FirecatFG
TheDarkOne

Granted, but the website's admins notice that you all gained infinite resources pretty much overnight, and ban all of your accounts. CC, Firecat, and TDO subsequently get extremely mad at you and engage in plotting some sort of cruel unusual punishment for you.

I wish sandals weren't so painful to wear, what with the strap digging in between my toes and all.

Granted, the straps now dig into your head.

I wish for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$.

Granted, it falls over you, rendering you to a bloody mess.

I wish SF stopped making dragon-related wishes.

Granted, now he starts making serpent-related wishes.

I wish that this site had more themes (not custom themes, 'cause I can't use those).

Granted, there is a wide array of awesome-looking experimental themes, but their coding is all screwy and they are immediately removed from the site. The original creator(s) of the themes also decide that they're never working on them ever again, and that they deleted the original coding so that nobody else can try to fix them either.

I wish for normal, average weather in the winter rather than rain.

Granted, all the kids are sad and blame you because they can't start a snowball fight.

I wish for a sandvich.

edit: atleast its not mouldy :V

Granted, here you go.

I wish one of the forums I go to didn't just get hacked.

Granted. It was deleted instead.

I wish my STUPID headache would go away.

Granted. It becomes an Agonizingly Painful Headache Lv.6.

I wish Oil and Water could just get along.

Granted, but there's oil in all water you drink now.

I wish for a copy of that Pokepark Wii game.

Granted, but is not about a park of Pokemons, is about poking a national park with the wii mote.


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Granted, you get [censored] secret info[/censored] that makes people arrest you.

I wish for XXX X XXXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX.

Granted, you get kissed 23 times by a member of the same sex.

I wish my internet could load knyttlevels.