Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but I'm not the only one who find it annoying.

I wish someone else makes this wish too.

Granted. 'This wish' means 'I wish to fall of a cliff'.

I wish for candy and chocolate.

Granted, you get two tigers with those names. And they ate you.

I wish TheDarkOne and Firecat would accept the friend requests i sent to their dragons.

Granted but the Dragon Trio gets out of the computer to the real world and eat you.

I wish for something that wont eat me like the last two corruptions.

Granted: You eat your wish, inverting it, so it eats you.

I wish i knew why Firecat's dragon's name is Ormrkim or something of the sort.

Granted, but the name is so lame you forget.

I wish for PIE.

Granted, on the counter of your kitchen, there's a single half-cherry/half-apple cinnamon pie--laced with botulism.

I wish for $20.

Granted, your money turns into 20 Monopoly dollars.

I wish for my birthday to be tomorrow.

Granted, but nobody cares because they figured they've celebrated your birth enough for one year. Your life is now cut back by about 11 months.

I wish for some fresh nachos.

Granted, but you don't want to know why the cheese is brown.

I wish nobody hated the fact that i sometimes to frequently use the /me command in #niffchat.

Granted, but then the /me command hates it.

I wish for a second head.

Granted, but the other head disagrees with everything you do.

I wish TDO's other head would agree with at least one thing.

Granted, the head agrees that it is able to disagree a lot.

I wish I knew what it is that I'm allergic to (I really don't know what it is ).

Granted, you're allergic to Sasha Mi and Squibbles.

I wish my brother's dragon would instantly reach Lv. 5

Granted. the dragon reaches the 5-foot level of the community pool.

I wish the 22nd Redwall book would come out sooner. (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rogue_Crew)