Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it's located about 2 feet away from a gargantuan black hole... wait... well, it's not exactly away from it anymore...

I wish that would stop bothering me.

Granted, now an keeps bothering you.

I wish SingingSurger knew his IQ was negative.

Granted, but to give him that ability, it was required that his IQ be brought to at least 5, making his IQ non-negative and making his smarter than before.

I wish I had socks on.

Granted, you now have ONLY socks on. and you don't have any more clothes.

i wish for infinite .

Granted, but there are so many that your entire screen turns yellow so you can't see anything.

I wish for a better wish.

Granted, but SingingSurger's IQ is negative now.

I wish my MK Wii/SSB Brawl lisences no am ka-splode.

Granted, your MK Wii/SSB Brawl lisences implode.

I wish I had more pants.

Granted, but they fill up your house.

I wish my IQ was higher.

Granted, but your computer still has a PEBKAC error.

I wish for a(?) Cthulhu.

Granted, and it's even already stuffed for you!

I wish I could remember the name of a specific product I saw on TV. It was really stupid, and I want to watch it again.

Granted. HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!³

I wish the universe didn't exist and that we were all incorporeal entities instead.

=|=

Granted, but it was done by dividing by zero.

I wish I could beat #MAS2

Granted, a glitch in the game makes it so that you start out with all items/achievements/etc. which leaves you with absolutely no gameplay whatsoever.

I wish the next reply would be #793.

Wish granted, but I'm not named "#793". (I dunno)

I wish that blue looked better on the WADF theme.

Granted. LPChip saves the day. But you realize that the wish is invalid because it's already granted, and your head goes 'Wa D' F-- (BOOM!)' (get it?)

I wish that there was more puns like 'Wa D' F-- (BOOM!)' in this forumgame.