Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you are now partially colorblind and the post may appear grayish now.

I wish the lampshade on the lamp next to me wasn't so lopsided.

Granted, now there is no lampshade and your parent/guardian thinks you ate it and kills you.

I wish for everything to be backwards.

Granted, but the wish went backwards too, and as a result, everything's still forward.

I wish that I can somehow post a fanfic or two on the nifflas support forum with impunity!

Granted, but then everyone thinks they suck and makes fun of you to no end.

I wish I could find Waldo.

Granted, but now you can't find anyone else.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

Quote from: StraightFlame on June 28, 2010, 12:45:54

I wish for everything to be backwards.

Granted, but the wish went backwards too, and as a result, everything's still forward.

And to think i was kinda expecting this.

Granted, but now you can't find anyone else.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

Granted, but he quits in a couple days, so you have to find somebody else with a dish-washing job.

I wish seafood weren't flavored in such a way that I gag if I try to eat it.

Granted, now its flavored in such a way that you explode when you eat it (wut?).

I wish that YouTube's video limit was up to 30 minutes instead of 11.

Granted, but now every video on YouTube is 30 minutes of Twilight.

I wish I had the latest NVIDIA graphics card.

Granted, but its flavoured in such a way that it explodes when you run it (Double wut?)

I wish i can run Sims 3:World Adventures.

Granted, but its flavored in such a way that it explodes when you install it.

Granted, you run the "Sims 3: World Adventures" promotional marathon.

I wish summer vacation was longer.

The wish for longer summer has been granted, but alas, not only are you without any holiday breaks, but you also got summer school slapped on top of that to make 24/7/365 school.  Super ouch for the one who hates school, but ultra paradise for the scholar!

I wish for some sort of cure to mapper's block!

Granted, your brain is now overflowing with terrible platform ideas.

I wish that air freshener didn't make my nose feel all tingly and itchy.

Granted, now your body feels all tingly and itchy.
I wish for a wish!

Granted, but the corruption its corrupted (triple wut?)

I wish i had Half Life 2 for XBOX 360.