Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. But it becomes corrupted anyway and a falls on you.

I wish for magic magic

Granted. Only you turn yourself into a frog on accident.

I wish I could be a fencer in the Olympics.

Granted. You set up the fences that separate the people from the action. Then, you are trampled by an angry mob.

I wish the chimney were swept.

(There technically aren't "fences" separating them. But that's a good one.)

Granted, you sweep your own chimney.

I wish I lost my keys.

(There technically aren't "fences" separating them. But that's a good one.)

Granted, you sweep your own chimney.

I wish I lost my keys.

Granted. You now can't play your piano.
I wish my computer could download faster. D:

Granted. But your computer gets a the Zombie virus along with a DDoS attack with an army of the 9000 Trojans.
You computer shuts down all together permanetly. All of your backups where deleted too.

I wish for the lawn was on fire.

Granted, but the lawn was on fire.

I wish for something good to happen.

Granted:  A ten ton weight covered in socks (Yes, I'm back to that fetish with socks again) decides to fall upon your entire body.

Oh, how I wish I was a Crash Test Dummy.  (I definitely know this will be corrupted in some funny way)

Granted. You fall over and can't move. Also, you aren't alive.

I wish I knew what this brown spot on the inside of my milk glass was. (Actually maybe I don't want to know...)

Granted, it's a brown spot.

I want to know peoples' opinions about Straight City. I can live with the fact that you think it sux, so THAT will NOT be able to Corrupt-a-Wish.

Granted. Its the futures best city. But it gets blown up by.......erm........idk it just gets blown up.

I wish for gold. (Im out of Ideas )

Granted, but alas, it's the curse of King Midas.  (Greek mythology about how whatever king Midas touched turns into gold.)

Hmm...  I wish the world was in a zombie apocalypse!  (Yep, My masochism is in a limitless state at the moment.)

Granted. Unfortunately, the zombies devour you.
I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, but you are killed by a pirate.

I wish that fish would fall from the sky.

Granted, but they all land in the ocean.

I wish my head was a pear so I could eat myself.