Granted, Saira was free a couple days ago, but because nobody has money you become a mosquito that was friend of depressed alcoholics. You try to go back in time. but the ray its attached to a shark in the year 30AD.(and Btw Odlaw now knows where you are)to make it worse.your computer finds a virus, which activates it so that it deletes SYSTEM32, and the penaut you ate has posion. In the good side, you buy a plane to go to turkey, but summer and everything that ISN'T school is now a misery.And its now impossible to beat misery in CS without spelling an archaic language spoke by the people of Antarctica that wasnt very exiting. But beacause you know this. KsDs its very buggy and Now Ash Ketchum won't stop eating your 1Tbyte flash drives.Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you,set on fire your apartment and ruin your Pc system and the wish got invalid. so you wish you wast so depressed,but with all technical things being so specifically exact it is required to sleep and let unicorns eat your face off and set your pants on fire (and "colour" is spelled "color" everywhere now).
Well... long story short, you had a lot of series of disfortunate events and end up forced to stand on a water fountain naked and people start making fun of you because you have a blank.
At least you look like quite the cool, clever guy, even with your pants down.unfortunately, the audio format of Polyphonic Spree songs is just too awesome for your listening device, which explodes,and what was once an art, is now history.
You got a idea.but you're the only one who thinks its a good idea. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.and now All your base are belong to Kaizo. You think about change your name to Firecat,then HP EXP, then Pumpkinbot, then a rather clever alias.but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be StraightFlame.
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Granted, but now your mouth is hiralousy big and everyone dont stop LOLing when they see you.
I wish for something nobody wished yet.